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Posted: 26 Jan 13 01:49
Sugary: usually granulated, and really yucky!

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Posted: 26 Jan 13 11:51
Yucky umbilicus could kill youngster.

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Posted: 26 Jan 13 19:04
Youngster observed undressed nun giving Sister Tanya erotic rubs!

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Posted: 27 Jan 13 23:03
Rubs up: bottom's shiny!

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Posted: 28 Jan 13 02:12 - Edited By: Tommy Twinkle, 28 Jan 13 02:44
Shiny heads impregnating New York.

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Posted: 28 Jan 13 07:04
York, or reluctantly, Knaresborough.

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Posted: 28 Jan 13 13:13
Knaresborough (near Alwoodley): Residents eat sticky buns - on royal occasions undercooked gigantic hamburgers.

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Posted: 28 Jan 13 13:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 Jan 13 13:43
Hamburgers: alternatively, 'meaty buns', usually regurgitated. Germans eat real sandwiches.

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Posted: 28 Jan 13 14:56
Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!

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Posted: 29 Jan 13 12:08 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 Jan 13 12:09
Sand: a new 'dessert'?

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Posted: 29 Jan 13 16:05
'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.

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Posted: 29 Jan 13 20:49
Testified Ernst: "Sewing turnips in fields I evenly distribute".

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Posted: 30 Jan 13 12:30
Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.



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Posted: 30 Jan 13 12:35
Evening very exciting; night, it's nocturnally grim.

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Posted: 30 Jan 13 12:35
Grim reaper is manic.

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Posted: 30 Jan 13 12:36
Manic, and not in control.

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Posted: 30 Jan 13 13:21
Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!

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Posted: 30 Jan 13 14:07
Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!

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Posted: 31 Jan 13 09:27 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 31 Jan 13 09:27
Reverse: every van executes reverse sometimes, eh?

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Posted: 31 Jan 13 09:28
Eh, Harry?





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Posted: 31 Jan 13 09:32 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 31 Jan 13 09:34
Harry: attack, relentlessly raid ... yawn.




See how I got out of that potentially annoying situation with the completely unrelated, yet somehow acceptable word 'yawn'?

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Posted: 31 Jan 13 18:45
Yawn: A weird noise.

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Posted: 31 Jan 13 19:25
Noise often involves sound effects.

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Posted: 31 Jan 13 20:18
Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!

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Posted: 2 Feb 13 05:49 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Feb 13 05:50
Smoking - mackerel or kippers - is not 'grilling'.

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