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CaptainSausage Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 |
Suggestion? Under George's gusset exist squirrels - two infestations, one nutty.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
nutty underpants, terrible thongs; yes?
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CaptainSausage Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 |
Yes, everything's shit.
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Shit happens - It's Texas!
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The San Francisco Onion Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 |
Texas emboldens Xanex-addled simpletons.
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
Simpletons I meet persistently lack even tad of normal sense.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
sense equals nonsense said Einstein
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Einstein invented nylon stockings - Tesla experimented in nudity.
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The San Francisco Onion Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 |
Nudity usually drives innovation: Tesla's yield.
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The San Francisco Onion Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 |
Yield! I'm Edinburgh's lousiest driver!
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Driver reversed into very expensive racehorse.
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Racehorse acceleration can easily hurt our roan stallion's ears.
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CaptainSausage Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 |
Ears are remarkably semicircular.
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Erskin Quint Registered: 15 Oct 07 |
Semicircular, elliptical motion. It circles in regular cycles. Unusually large and rutilant.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
rutilant Ur-anus, terrestial intellect leaves aliens needing treatment...
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Treatment retrogressed eighty Armenians. Thirty Moldavians expected next Tuesday.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Tuesday usually ends sadly, doomsday also yowls
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Yowls often worry Lord Sugar.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
sugar using glucose and Ribena
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Ribena ingredients: Blackberry, escargot, noodles, ants.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
ants need territorial soldiers
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Soldiers only look daft in Erskine's regimental sporrans
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CaptainSausage Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 |
Sporrans: pouches oscillate rhythmically round awkwardly nutted Scotsman
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Erskin Quint Registered: 15 Oct 07 |
Scotsman, Caledonian, offered the Spaniard muck and nettles.
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Tommy Twinkle Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 |
Nettles emit treacle toffee. Leaves extremely sugary.
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