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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Dec 12 20:10
'Existence, Xerxes, is simply the essence. Not consciousness. Existence.'

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Posted: 21 Dec 12 03:20
Existence: Xmas is somewhat tiresome, enduring Noelistic Christmas event

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Posted: 22 Dec 12 12:15
Event: very exciting nightclub trip.

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Posted: 22 Dec 12 12:16
Trip round inner Paris.

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Posted: 22 Dec 12 12:16
Paris: a revolution in shambles.

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Posted: 22 Dec 12 12:22
Shambles: has Anglo-Saxon meaning - "Butchers' large exhibit shelves".




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Posted: 22 Dec 12 18:32
Shelves have elven leaves, velveteen elegant sheaves.

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 10:55
'Sheaves? How, eh? And velveteen? Egregious show-off!'

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 11:24
Show-off hates ordering. Why order fried fish?

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 15:03
Fish in stockings. Herring!

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 20:21
Herring, erring, rearing, runs into Nazi Goring.

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 20:52

Quote: Erskin Quint

Herring, erring, rearing, runs into Nazi Goring.


Gash noshing icon ruins ruby's eager hymen.

You see my extremely tedious friend. Some of us can do these backwards

Let the defiant retaliatory acronyms commence.



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Posted: 24 Dec 12 23:35 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 24 Dec 12 23:37
Goring oxen regularly infest New Guinea.

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Posted: 25 Dec 12 10:28
Guinea. Under its never-flaccid eaves, aphrodisiacs.

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Posted: 25 Dec 12 19:21
'Aphrodisiacs? Prophylactic-hampered reproduction or dionysiac intercourse? Surely, it's a clear selection.'

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Posted: 30 Dec 12 18:31 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 30 Dec 12 18:34
Selection effectively limited extant cattle. Therefore, it's organic ... not!

"Organic beef" is the joke here - not sure if that was clear due to the limitations of "acronymed" sentences. All cattle have been "genetically modified" through human selection, a fundamental qualification for a "domesticated" species.

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 12:47
"Not 'Onion'? Truly?"

Good to see you, SFO. Compliments of the season.



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Posted: 31 Dec 12 15:55
truly risible utterly ludicrous year

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 16:00
Year ending? Adopt resolutions!

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 16:42
resolutions every sodding olfactory lesion under the ionosphere outdoes Nellie's saddlebags

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 17:28
Resolutions ended soon. Obviously little undertakings that involved one not smoking!

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 18:38
interestingly invisible saddlebags.

Smoking might oscillate knickerbockers in nightmarish game...

I wish my saddlebags were more visible rather than risible.

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Posted: 31 Dec 12 19:34
Game addiction - mental effects.

(Sorry about that Chris - I didn't see the 'saddlebags' one. Seems I didn't scroll down the page far enough!)

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Posted: 2 Jan 13 16:29 - Edited By: Chris James, 2 Jan 13 16:34

Quote: Tommy Twinkle

Game addiction - mental effects.

(Sorry about that Chris - I didn't see the 'saddlebags' one. Seems I didn't scroll down the page far enough!)


lol. np.

effects from fandom every critical thumb sourced

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Posted: 3 Jan 13 00:24
Sourced out under republican criminal emulcified degenerates.

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