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Posted: 14 Oct 12 01:38 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Oct 12 01:41
Glistened like intense sun that exuded nice, exciting dullness.


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Posted: 22 Oct 12 05:10
Dullness, unlit, lacking lustre - not emitting 'sun's shine'.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 01:45
Shine? Has it no end?

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Posted: 25 Oct 12 06:49
End not detectable.

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Posted: 5 Nov 12 05:36 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Nov 12 05:37
Detectable: essentially 'traceable', ergo tangible, and being lucidly evident.

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Posted: 5 Nov 12 15:34
Evident vile inuendo deters evil Nazi torturer

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Posted: 10 Nov 12 12:58
Torturer, ordering ratatouille, tells Ursula: "Ratatouille! Eat ratatouille!"

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Posted: 10 Nov 12 16:24
ratatouille and testicles are the only ungulates I like licking evermore

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Posted: 11 Nov 12 16:18
Evermore, Valerie's eating ratatouille; Mildred's often ratatouille eating.

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 13:21
Eating and tasting is not gorging.

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 15:39
Gorging On Rhino Gizzard Initiates Nasty Gastroenteritis.



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Posted: 12 Nov 12 22:21
Gastroenteritis attacks stomach throat rectum osophagus eventually numb tummy eradicates rumbling intestines to interupt shits

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 22:24
Gastroenteritis! Arse-stomach trauma reigns, omniscient. Even nubile teenagers eating ratatouille in Tahitian idylls suffer.

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 23:35
Did I spell it wrong Erskine?


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Posted: 13 Nov 12 04:54

Quote: armfeetandtoe

Did I spell it wrong Erskine?





No, I think Erskine was busy thinking whilst you were busy posting.

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Posted: 13 Nov 12 13:10
He's not Erskine; he's Erskin

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Posted: 13 Nov 12 13:17
Sorry Jo, just finished reading the last page of your book to my mate, the name got stuck in my cranium!


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Posted: 13 Nov 12 13:18 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 13 Nov 12 13:19
Smell moves entertained lounge ladies

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Posted: 13 Nov 12 22:25
Ladies: antic dames in Edwardian seances.

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Posted: 13 Nov 12 22:48
Seances everywhere ad nauseum: chichi, elegant seances.

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Posted: 13 Nov 12 22:55
Seances! Ectoplasm and neurosis! Comically esoteric seances!

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Posted: 14 Nov 12 13:13
Seances evoke ancient naughty celestial entities, seriously!

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Posted: 14 Nov 12 22:50
'Seriously, eating ratatouille is often undervalued', said Lev Yashin.

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Posted: 15 Nov 12 05:06 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Nov 12 05:07
Yashin: athletic, spider-like hero in net.

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Posted: 15 Nov 12 05:32 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 15 Nov 12 05:33
Net empty tonight.

Speaks volumes....

Net empty tonight.

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