This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / Acronyms


[This topic is LOCKED]

432 Pages - «« « 423 424 [425] 426 427 » »»
AuthorMessage
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:09
ladderbacks and dipers do everything especially rear-end bums and crapped knickers; shite!

Monkey nutter...
Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:14
Shite - hurtful invasive terrible effluence.

(I still say this is bollocks.)

RIP
armfeetandtoe
This user is offline Writer
armfeetandtoe

Location: West Sussex
Registered: 11 Jun 10

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 31 Aug 12 19:43 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 31 Aug 12 19:44
Effluence foul fluid leaking underground expected nausea confirmed evacuate.

(Are they getting bigger SKOOB)

You aint seen me.....right
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:59
evacuate Van Persie and call United after terrific excitement!


Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 3 Sep 12 09:53
Excitement: xylophones can initiate tremendous excitement, many enjoying nice tunes.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 3 Sep 12 14:00
tunes usually need extra sex!


Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 4 Sep 12 03:49
Sex again?


For poets, we could have had this 'meaningful' offering:

Sex, ex, x

but I'll plump, instead, for:

Sex excited xenophobe.



To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 4 Sep 12 13:53
xenophobe; extreme nazi on pills having other barbaric executions

Monkey nutter...
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 7 Sep 12 18:48 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 7 Sep 12 18:49
executions Xmas even Christmas usually tie in or need snow-chains!

Monkey nutter...
Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 8 Sep 12 03:32
Snow - Chains - Not Only Women -Cheetahs Having Anginal Insanity-Bursts Neverending Shite.

FFS...

Skoob.

RIP
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 9 Sep 12 10:26
shite has its tight ends

Monkey nutter...
Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 9 Sep 12 21:38
Ends now. Disastrous sequence.

RIP
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 10 Sep 12 17:53
sequence; Elizabeth queen unusually entertaining nobody cannot elope

Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 11 Sep 12 03:47
Elope (likely), or probably escape.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 11 Sep 12 14:54
escape Steve caught after Papillon exited

Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 16 Sep 12 02:00
Exited Xanadu in terribly excited demeanour.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 17 Sep 12 07:44
demeanour, exactly! Miss Ellie and now others under refuge

Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 18 Sep 12 03:34 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 18 Sep 12 03:34
Refuge: escape-place from - usually - grievous encounter.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 18 Sep 12 07:15
encounter not counter or under nourished, torrid Ethiopians ravaged.

Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 20 Sep 12 08:30
Ravaged: assaulted, violated, abused, emphatically damaged.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
 Website
Posted: 20 Sep 12 17:24
damaged after meeting African guerillas eating doughnuts

Monkey nutter...
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 29 Sep 12 10:22
Doughnuts, or usually, gingernuts, have nutty, unusual taste (slightly).



A bit of a cop-out with 'usually/unusually', but nobody's looking, JO!

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 3 Oct 12 04:05 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Oct 12 04:06
Slightly lacklustre, I got home terribly late yesterday.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Monkey Woods
This user is offline Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Krung Thep
Registered: 29 Dec 06

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 5 Oct 12 07:41
Yesterday, ere sunrise, the Earth revolved, drowsy and yawning.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
Erskin Quint
This user is offline Writer
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 10 Oct 12 21:55
Yawning, a waking nymph in Narnia glistened.

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL

432 Pages - «« « 423 424 [425] 426 427 » »»
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum

Who is online?

There is 1 registered user currently online: 1 is active , none are currently inactive .

Users online:

Profile Featured Writer

GProwler
GProwler
Joined: 16 July 2014
Stories Written: 6
100 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more