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Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:09
ladderbacks and dipers do everything especially rear-end bums and crapped knickers; shite!

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:14
Shite - hurtful invasive terrible effluence.

(I still say this is bollocks.)

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 19:43 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 31 Aug 12 19:44
Effluence foul fluid leaking underground expected nausea confirmed evacuate.

(Are they getting bigger SKOOB)

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:59
evacuate Van Persie and call United after terrific excitement!


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Posted: 3 Sep 12 09:53
Excitement: xylophones can initiate tremendous excitement, many enjoying nice tunes.

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Posted: 3 Sep 12 14:00
tunes usually need extra sex!


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Posted: 4 Sep 12 03:49
Sex again?


For poets, we could have had this 'meaningful' offering:

Sex, ex, x

but I'll plump, instead, for:

Sex excited xenophobe.



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Posted: 4 Sep 12 13:53
xenophobe; extreme nazi on pills having other barbaric executions

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Posted: 7 Sep 12 18:48 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 7 Sep 12 18:49
executions Xmas even Christmas usually tie in or need snow-chains!

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Posted: 8 Sep 12 03:32
Snow - Chains - Not Only Women -Cheetahs Having Anginal Insanity-Bursts Neverending Shite.

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Posted: 9 Sep 12 10:26
shite has its tight ends

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Posted: 9 Sep 12 21:38
Ends now. Disastrous sequence.

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Posted: 10 Sep 12 17:53
sequence; Elizabeth queen unusually entertaining nobody cannot elope

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Posted: 11 Sep 12 03:47
Elope (likely), or probably escape.

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Posted: 11 Sep 12 14:54
escape Steve caught after Papillon exited

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Posted: 16 Sep 12 02:00
Exited Xanadu in terribly excited demeanour.

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Posted: 17 Sep 12 07:44
demeanour, exactly! Miss Ellie and now others under refuge

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Posted: 18 Sep 12 03:34 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 18 Sep 12 03:34
Refuge: escape-place from - usually - grievous encounter.

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Posted: 18 Sep 12 07:15
encounter not counter or under nourished, torrid Ethiopians ravaged.

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Posted: 20 Sep 12 08:30
Ravaged: assaulted, violated, abused, emphatically damaged.

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Posted: 20 Sep 12 17:24
damaged after meeting African guerillas eating doughnuts

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 10:22
Doughnuts, or usually, gingernuts, have nutty, unusual taste (slightly).



A bit of a cop-out with 'usually/unusually', but nobody's looking, JO!

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 04:05 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Oct 12 04:06
Slightly lacklustre, I got home terribly late yesterday.

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Posted: 5 Oct 12 07:41
Yesterday, ere sunrise, the Earth revolved, drowsy and yawning.

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Yawning, a waking nymph in Narnia glistened.

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