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Posted: 3 Sep 08 22:52
Ground rising over undulating neighbouring dales.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 22:53 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 22:54
Dales and lakes: England's serenity!

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 00:14
Sampling every roasted eggplant niblet, I tasted yogurt.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 07:09
yogurt of goats unblocks rancid turds

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 08:31 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Sep 08 09:53
Turds under rocks disguise smelliness.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 10:27
Smelliness: my exclusive last lunch in Northern English stale sausage

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 10:46
Sausage: a universal suckage accessory, greatly enjoyed.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 10:53
Enjoyed, near-joyously, over years, every dinnertime.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 13:23
delightful interval nibbling nutritiously enticing rustic treats in my establishment

(I'm not too sure the rules of the game. I hope this is right.)

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 13:55
No, Mark. Your first word has to be 'dinnertime'.

You just can't get the staff these days ...

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 17:13


Dinnertime in Norwegian naked entertainer resorts throws in multiple eateries




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Posted: 4 Sep 08 17:50
Eateries are tatty, eerie restaurants in Estate surroundings.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:01


Surroundings usually return rapidly over understanding non denominational intelligent Northern Germanic stewardesses


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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:20
Stewardess Tina eats waffles and rancid doughnuts every sunday siting




Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.
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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:21
^ Do you mean 'stewardesses'?

Siting it there, is not good.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:25

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^ Do you mean 'stewardesses'?

Siting it there, is not good.


It was stewardesses.
The plural.
Henman is therefore disqualified. And he should be doing his homework No food for him tonight.

I'll continue with your's, Monkey Woods.

Good. Ok, lets see.


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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:26
nope meant stewardess. My mistake.

Good old Oliver died

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.
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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:32

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nope meant stewardess. My mistake.

Good old Oliver died


Dick injury creased knickerbockers


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Posted: 4 Sep 08 18:48 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Sep 08 20:19
Hang on a minute, JB. I think you've made an error...

Shall we go back to 'died'?

Died in English dungeon.



Phew. I don't think anyone noticed, Mark!



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Posted: 4 Sep 08 19:42
I'm confused, doesn't it have to start with died?

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 20:16 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Sep 08 20:22
Nah, nobody noticed. They're all watching Big Brother!

Dungeon under nobbly ground existed outside Norwich.

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 20:46
Norwich on river water in canal hosepipes

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 20:50
hosepipes: over-sexed people in pink evening suits

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 20:56 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Sep 08 20:57
That's 'hospipes', my friend.

Better insert summat with an 'e' quickly, before I notice.


'Elderly'?

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Posted: 4 Sep 08 21:30
I'll go. I can't wait all night for IN SECURE.

Suits unnecessary in the sun.

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