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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Ground rising over undulating neighbouring dales.
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Dales and lakes: England's serenity!
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SpaceElevator Higher and Higher Location: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea... Registered: 31 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sampling every roasted eggplant niblet, I tasted yogurt.
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| Spoofin' ain't easy... & SPAM™ is a portmanteau of "Spiced Ham" (reproduction or other use of this broadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited) | |||
IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yogurt of goats unblocks rancid turds
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Turds under rocks disguise smelliness.
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Smelliness: my exclusive last lunch in Northern English stale sausage
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Sausage: a universal suckage accessory, greatly enjoyed.
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Enjoyed, near-joyously, over years, every dinnertime.
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
delightful interval nibbling nutritiously enticing rustic treats in my establishment
(I'm not too sure the rules of the game. I hope this is right.) |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
No, Mark. Your first word has to be 'dinnertime'.
You just can't get the staff these days ... |
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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Dinnertime in Norwegian naked entertainer resorts throws in multiple eateries |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Eateries are tatty, eerie restaurants in Estate surroundings.
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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Surroundings usually return rapidly over understanding non denominational intelligent Northern Germanic stewardesses |
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Henman Writer Location: Nigeria Registered: 26 Dec 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stewardess Tina eats waffles and rancid doughnuts every sunday siting
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| Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard. | |||
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
^ Do you mean 'stewardesses'?
Siting it there, is not good. |
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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It was stewardesses. The plural. Henman is therefore disqualified. And he should be doing his homework No food for him tonight. I'll continue with your's, Monkey Woods. Good. Ok, lets see. Good oriental orgasms disregarded |
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Henman Writer Location: Nigeria Registered: 26 Dec 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
nope meant stewardess. My mistake.
Good old Oliver died  |
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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Dick injury creased knickerbockers |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Hang on a minute, JB. I think you've made an error...
Shall we go back to 'died'? Died in English dungeon. Phew. I don't think anyone noticed, Mark! |
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I'm confused, doesn't it have to start with died?
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Nah, nobody noticed. They're all watching Big Brother!
Dungeon under nobbly ground existed outside Norwich. |
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Norwich on river water in canal hosepipes
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
hosepipes: over-sexed people in pink evening suits
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
That's 'hospipes', my friend.
Better insert summat with an 'e' quickly, before I notice. 'Elderly'? |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I'll go. I can't wait all night for IN SECURE.
Suits unnecessary in the sun. |
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