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Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Arboretum remains bastion of rare, exotic trees unusually malformed.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
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woegaf![]() ![]() Registered: 2 Sep 08 ![]() |
Malformed amazonian lady, finds orgasm really most entertaining drug.
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Kindly cancel my subscription to 'The Beano'. | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Drug reinforcement unit gaoled.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I've got to go book some flights. Be back later.
This is good. I'm enjoying myself. |
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Accountant![]() ![]() Registered: 3 Sep 08 ![]() |
Gaoled? Again? Oh Lord! Expect damnation.
Where are you getting flights to? Mexico? |
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IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
Gaoled army officer lit explosive dynamite
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Accountant![]() ![]() Registered: 3 Sep 08 ![]() |
Hey IS! I've already done this one. You have to start with: 'damnation'
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IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
You dont make allowances for slow typists then - I was writing my result as you posted. I await your reply. Wait a minute... you can't - your banned! Damnation sums it up nicely HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~IS~ |
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
See below ...
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No. Damnation and murder; not a thought I often nurture. |
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IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
Nurture up repulsive trees under red earwigs
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Earwigs are really wriggly insects, gruesomely shaped.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
shaped holes are preferred each day
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Jesus Budda![]() ![]() Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Day after yesterday
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A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to | |||
IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
yesterday Ella Stokes took each ribbon dyed all yellow
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Jesus Budda![]() ![]() Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Yellow eucalyptus leaves last over winter |
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A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Winter in November tests everyone's resolve.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
IN SEINE![]() ![]() Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 ![]() ![]() |
nickers!
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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oops! Beat you!
Resolve is your next word, slowcoach! |
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Resolve exists solely on little voles' ears.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ears are radiologically sound.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sound, or uttered nuances dispensed.
"Dispensed" I said, " ponder Emily Noble. She enjoyed drinking." |
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
carina-eta![]() ![]() Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 ![]() ![]() |
drinking in some pretty expensive new shoes ended disastrously
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Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me! | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Disastrously, I stayed away sensing trouble. Rather ominously, Ursula still liked yachting.
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To have ambitions, was my ambition | |||
Monkey Woods![]() ![]() Location: Battambang Registered: 29 Dec 06 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Yachting and canoeing: horrible terms indicating 'no ground'.
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