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Posted: 3 Sep 08 11:31
Arboretum remains bastion of rare, exotic trees unusually malformed.

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Malformed amazonian lady, finds orgasm really most entertaining drug.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 11:44
Drug reinforcement unit gaoled.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 12:01
I've got to go book some flights. Be back later.

This is good. I'm enjoying myself.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 13:05
Gaoled? Again? Oh Lord! Expect damnation.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 13:09
Gaoled army officer lit explosive dynamite

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 13:19
Hey IS! I've already done this one. You have to start with: 'damnation'

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 14:05

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Hey IS! I've already done this one. You have to start with: 'damnation'


You dont make allowances for slow typists then - I was writing my result as you posted.

I await your reply.

Wait a minute... you can't - your banned!

Damnation sums it up nicely HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 15:06 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 15:09
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Posted: 3 Sep 08 15:08

Quote: Accountant

Where are you getting flights to? Mexico?


No.


Damnation and murder; not a thought I often nurture.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 15:48
Nurture up repulsive trees under red earwigs

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 16:06
Earwigs are really wriggly insects, gruesomely shaped.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 17:03
shaped holes are preferred each day

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 17:55
Day after yesterday

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 18:04
yesterday Ella Stokes took each ribbon dyed all yellow

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 18:18


Yellow eucalyptus leaves last over winter

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 18:31
Winter in November tests everyone's resolve.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 18:32 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 3 Sep 08 18:36
nickers!

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 18:33 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 18:34
Oops! Beat you!

Resolve is your next word, slowcoach!

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 19:48
Resolve exists solely on little voles' ears.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 19:50
Ears are radiologically sound.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 20:11 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 22:40
Sound, or uttered nuances dispensed.



"Dispensed" I said, " ponder Emily Noble. She enjoyed drinking."

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 21:21
drinking in some pretty expensive new shoes ended disastrously

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 22:20 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 22:44
Disastrously, I stayed away sensing trouble. Rather ominously, Ursula still liked yachting.

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Posted: 3 Sep 08 22:46 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Sep 08 22:47
Yachting and canoeing: horrible terms indicating 'no ground'.

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