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Posted: 1 Aug 08 20:43
He said he was going on holidays but I am starting to worry.



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Posted: 6 Aug 08 21:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 6 Aug 08 21:43
Who's Farida Benamar?



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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:17
Who's Mark Lowton?

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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:18
My brother.


Apparently

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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:28
No, IM Paul Lowton!

(come on IN SEINE-get it right this time)

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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:37
Who am I then?



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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:40

Quote: carina-eta

No, IM Paul Lowton!

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Paul Lowton is dead.

Check it out on google!

Aged 19?

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Posted: 6 Aug 08 22:46
Add the link please.

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Posted: 7 Aug 08 06:49
That was a very different Paul Lowton.

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Posted: 7 Aug 08 07:57
IN SEINE!!
Mark's going to come back from holiday and read on this link that his brother is dead now.

Oh well, could be worse, could've been me.

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Posted: 7 Aug 08 10:48
Paul Lowton has never existed. It was that seal-kissing fool Gnarly Scumbag who impersonated him.

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Posted: 7 Aug 08 11:55

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Add the link please.


Monkey,

You lazy git, just type in your [real] name into google and it's there about 10 links down or it must be another Paul Lowton, just as there are lots of IN SEINESES.


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Posted: 7 Aug 08 11:58

Quote: carina-eta

IN SEINE!!
Mark's going to come back from holiday and read on this link that his brother is dead now.

Oh well, could be worse, could've been me.


I've been dead for years...

but only brain dead!

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Posted: 7 Aug 08 15:56 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 7 Aug 08 15:56

Quote: IN SEINE

You lazy git, just type in your [real] name into google and it's there about 10 links down




You're confusing me now, IN SEINE. I typed my [real] name into Google, as you said, but all I got was this:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=Monkey+Woods&btnG=Search&meta=

No mention of a Paul Lowton, dead or alive.

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Posted: 9 Aug 08 04:52 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 9 Aug 08 16:17
Paul Lowton is the Eggman.

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Posted: 9 Aug 08 16:36 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 9 Aug 08 19:24

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Paul Lowton is the Eggman.


Tell me you're yolking?

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Posted: 9 Aug 08 19:31 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 9 Aug 08 19:31
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Quote: IN SEINE

Is that why he's got egg on his face?

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Huh?

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Posted: 9 Aug 08 20:09

Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: IN SEINE

Is that why he's got egg on his face?

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Huh?


Obviously your brain cell is scrambled.

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Posted: 9 Aug 08 20:26
Ovsioubly

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Posted: 10 Aug 08 16:59
A standing ovulation for all!

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Posted: 10 Aug 08 20:37 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 10 Aug 08 20:38

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A standing ovulation for all!


That's a bit too seminal!



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