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carina-eta
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Posted: 20 Jul 08 22:43
Seriously, I just saw a large orange soundless ball cross the sky above my house. Never seen anythng like it.

I realise that posting this sighting on a Spoof website totally destroys its credibility.

I would also point out that I am not drunk, on drugs of any kind and am a not a stupid country girl who longs to be abducted by men in black.

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 11:16
Sorry to alarm you Earthgirl.
It won't happen again.

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 13:37
Carina,

There is this large yellowish, sometimes orangish ball that will move from one side of the sky to the other everyday.

Sometimes, it will be obscured by clouds and sometimes you cannot see it because of trees or buildings.

Out here in the American Southwest, we like to call it "The Sun."

Don't worry, it is 93 million miles away and will not abduct you. It can, however, leave a nasty burn if you forget your sunscreen.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 15:32
Hmmmmm Carina! Musta been some good stuff!

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 15:46

Quote: Lucifer

Sorry to alarm you Earthgirl.
It won't happen again.


Hmmmmmmmm... just registered today?

You look like that guy who drove a jeep into Glasgow airport terminal last year!

carina-eta
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 16:43
Wow, I posted this last night, dont remember anything since.

Who am I?

How did I get on this forum?

Why is my tent flap undone??

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 17:45

Quote: carina-eta

Wow, I posted this last night, dont remember anything since.

Who am I?

How did I get on this forum?

Why is my tent flap undone??


whaddaya smokin' in that cigarette??

can i have some??

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 17:54

Quote: carina-eta

Wow, I posted this last night, dont remember anything since.

Who am I?

How did I get on this forum?

Why is my tent flap undone??


...and you said that you would still love and respect me in the morning!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 19:00
You must be careful when you see them UFO's. I hear they like to abduct women, remove their clothes, seduce them with music and drugs, then make love to them -- oh, wait a minute -- that's me. Never mind.

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 19:06
I know this is slightly different form seeing a UFo but....

I once saw a black leather glove run across the floor and hide behind a chair.



Just so you know that these things happen.


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Posted: 21 Jul 08 19:08
Were you, by chance, watching "The Addam's Family" when this happened?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 19:14

Quote: Jalapenoman

Were you, by chance, watching "The Addam's Family" when this happened?


No.
This was real. It happened years ago. I went behind the chair and found the glove. There was only one.

What the hell was it doing running around like that?

There are things in the Universe we just don't understand and that walking glove is one of them.


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carina-eta
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Posted: 21 Jul 08 20:45
when you picked it up, did it say "get your filthy hands off me"

If it did, that could explain a lot.

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 20:55
That's my glove.

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 21:25
Hmmmmm...I bet the OJ's glove!

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Posted: 21 Jul 08 21:27
There's an easy way to find out. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 22 Jul 08 18:10
Gloves can't talk.
Well, this one didn't talk.


JB

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Posted: 22 Jul 08 18:12
Oh, I just remembered another time:
A plastic bag turned into a mouse. But that could be easily explained away by the fact that my deodorant was squeaking.
It could have been around the time I saw that mouse inside the oven.


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Posted: 23 Jul 08 01:38

Quote: carina-eta

Seriously, I just saw a large orange soundless ball cross the sky above my house. Never seen anythng like it.

I realise that posting this sighting on a Spoof website totally destroys its credibility.


I would also point out that I am not drunk, on drugs of any kind and am a not a stupid country girl who longs to be abducted by men in black.



Another daydream dashed.







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NickFun
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Posted: 23 Jul 08 01:44
In all fairness, I have had a couple of "paranormal" experiences while sober (I discount anything experienced while under the influence). One of which I may post here later.

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Posted: 23 Jul 08 01:47
Post it now Nick.

I'm gone in 5 minutes.

Fergus.

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carina-eta
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Posted: 23 Jul 08 08:56
Dont post it Nick, this really happened to me and no one takes it seriously.

However, I have to take some responsibility for that, its a Spoof website, but I did also report it to some local UFO society, probably a government linked security in-box is flashimg somewhere now.

Appparantly orange glowing balls are quite commonly seen.

A bit passe in fact.

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Posted: 23 Jul 08 18:27

Quote: carina-eta

Appparantly orange glowing balls are quite commonly seen.




Ball lightning.


Time travelers harness it's energy to transfer from one location in space ans time to another all the time.



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carina-eta
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Posted: 23 Jul 08 18:30
it wasnt moving fast it was travelling about as fast as a helicopter, in a straight line

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Posted: 23 Jul 08 18:47

Quote: carina-eta

it wasnt moving fast it was travelling about as fast as a helicopter, in a straight line


Ball lightning. Moves slowly through the air. Can pass through windows and through rooms and then after a while it juts vanishes.
Sounds like what you saw to me, Jesus Budda, a convicted mass murderer and time traveler.


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