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My grandfather used to drown kittens in a barrel.

That was cruel.


I'm thinking maybe put them in the car and attach a hose to the exhaust.

That'd be better wouldnt it?

Fergus

No, put them in the car, and then drive a long way from your home. Edinburgh should do it. Then, get out of the car and place a saucer of milk a few feet from the car. When the cats are all busy lapping the milk, simply drive away, or over them, depending on how tired the drive has made you.

Have you seen the price of petrol?

And the ferry?

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Rows and rows of cats.

Monkey offers a valid solution. But the most obvious solution would be --- dogs.

a starving rottweiller is a good solution.

However, In the Aristocats the butler dumps them in a luxury picnic basket by the Seine, hoping they would fall in.

So, just speak to your butler, he will deal with them.


Failing that ask In Seine to drown them.

I have nail guns but they're not that accurate.

I'd hate to just wing one of them.

Ferg

Or you could take them to your local Chinese Takeaway. They're always looking for cats.

Cat and Cashew Nuts is my favourite.

Kitten Fried Nice?

Washing Machine-Hot cycle with fast spin?

I've said it before here but I ate cat in a Chinese restaurant in Rome.

I know it wasn't chicken.


I finished it anyway because I was hungry.

Fergus

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

My grandfather used to drown kittens in a barrel.

That was cruel.


I'm thinking maybe put them in the car and attach a hose to the exhaust.

That'd be better wouldnt it?

Fergus

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I like Cats!

But the Powers that be say that I am not allowed an opinion?

Come here Tiddles!

If it was Rome, it probably wasn't a cat, it would've been a young novice who opposed the Pope, probably

I like Cats!

But the Powers that be say that I am not allowed an opinion?

Come here Tiddles!

Dont name it, you cant bring yourself to kill it if you name it!! thats how they suck you in!

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Quote: carina-eta

If it was Rome, it probably wasn't a cat, it would've been a young novice who opposed the Pope, probably

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Enlighten?

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Quote: carina-eta

I like Cats!

But the Powers that be say that I am not allowed an opinion?

Come here Tiddles!

Dont name it, you cant bring yourself to kill it if you name it!! thats how they suck you in!

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I love your opinions Carina.
Love them.


Fluffy, Fart, Stripey and Moomoo.


I'd say they are 9 to 10 weeks old.

One of them is really affectionate, shame really.
I'm going to give them their last meal.

They love sardines.

Furgus.

they might choke on a bone?

Give them a bigger fish, with bigger bones, a leg of lamb perhaps, they would choke on that.

If not, you can use the bone to club them.

Thats a good idea, we have a few lambs out the back field.

If I can catch one in the morning I'll get the kittens with it.

Thanks Carina

Feed the kitty to Steve Carell. You'll never see it again. Not hair, nor bones, nor nothin'.

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Quote: Schmoker

Feed the kitty to Steve Carell. You'll never see it again. Not hair, nor bones, nor nothin'.

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Thats the 40 year old Virgin isn't it?

I dont get the connection Schmoker.

Did he eat a pussy cat in a movie?

I never saw the film.


Fergus.


They loved the sardines.

No one thinks of the fish, everyones always considering how the cats will die, but no one is concerned about those dead, devoured sardines,bet you just scraped them out without a second thought.

Im going to bed, poor bloody sardines.

Put 'em in a box and mail them to someone you don't like...

Put the cats in a cardboard box.

Drive to the nearest park.

Write "Free Kittens for good little girls" on the box with a magic marker.

Put the box next to a swingset or sandbox.

Drive away fast before the parents catch you.