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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:01
My grandfather used to drown kittens in a barrel.

That was cruel.


I'm thinking maybe put them in the car and attach a hose to the exhaust.

That'd be better wouldnt it?

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:08 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Jul 08 23:09
No, put them in the car, and then drive a long way from your home. Edinburgh should do it. Then, get out of the car and place a saucer of milk a few feet from the car. When the cats are all busy lapping the milk, simply drive away, or over them, depending on how tired the drive has made you.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:10
Have you seen the price of petrol?

And the ferry?

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:14 - Edited By: Duncan Whitehead, 3 Jul 08 23:20
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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:25 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 3 Jul 08 23:31
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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:25
Monkey offers a valid solution. But the most obvious solution would be --- dogs.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:33
a starving rottweiller is a good solution.

However, In the Aristocats the butler dumps them in a luxury picnic basket by the Seine, hoping they would fall in.

So, just speak to your butler, he will deal with them.


Failing that ask In Seine to drown them.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:36
I have nail guns but they're not that accurate.

I'd hate to just wing one of them.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:38
Or you could take them to your local Chinese Takeaway. They're always looking for cats.

Cat and Cashew Nuts is my favourite.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:40
Kitten Fried Nice?



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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:41
Washing Machine-Hot cycle with fast spin?

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:43
I've said it before here but I ate cat in a Chinese restaurant in Rome.

I know it wasn't chicken.


I finished it anyway because I was hungry.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:44

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

My grandfather used to drown kittens in a barrel.

That was cruel.


I'm thinking maybe put them in the car and attach a hose to the exhaust.

That'd be better wouldnt it?

Fergus



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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:44
If it was Rome, it probably wasn't a cat, it would've been a young novice who opposed the Pope, probably

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:45 - Edited By: carina-eta, 3 Jul 08 23:46
I like Cats!

But the Powers that be say that I am not allowed an opinion?

Come here Tiddles!

Dont name it, you cant bring yourself to kill it if you name it!! thats how they suck you in!

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:48

Quote: carina-eta

If it was Rome, it probably wasn't a cat, it would've been a young novice who opposed the Pope, probably


Enlighten?

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:53

Quote: carina-eta

I like Cats!

But the Powers that be say that I am not allowed an opinion?

Come here Tiddles!

Dont name it, you cant bring yourself to kill it if you name it!! thats how they suck you in!



I love your opinions Carina.
Love them.


Fluffy, Fart, Stripey and Moomoo.


I'd say they are 9 to 10 weeks old.

One of them is really affectionate, shame really.
I'm going to give them their last meal.

They love sardines.

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Posted: 3 Jul 08 23:55
they might choke on a bone?

Give them a bigger fish, with bigger bones, a leg of lamb perhaps, they would choke on that.

If not, you can use the bone to club them.

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Posted: 4 Jul 08 00:02
Thats a good idea, we have a few lambs out the back field.

If I can catch one in the morning I'll get the kittens with it.

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Posted: 4 Jul 08 00:13
Feed the kitty to Steve Carell. You'll never see it again. Not hair, nor bones, nor nothin'.


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Posted: 4 Jul 08 00:35

Quote: Schmoker

Feed the kitty to Steve Carell. You'll never see it again. Not hair, nor bones, nor nothin'.



Thats the 40 year old Virgin isn't it?

I dont get the connection Schmoker.

Did he eat a pussy cat in a movie?

I never saw the film.


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They loved the sardines.

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Posted: 4 Jul 08 00:47
No one thinks of the fish, everyones always considering how the cats will die, but no one is concerned about those dead, devoured sardines,bet you just scraped them out without a second thought.

Im going to bed, poor bloody sardines.

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Posted: 4 Jul 08 01:18
Put 'em in a box and mail them to someone you don't like...

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Posted: 4 Jul 08 01:30 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 4 Jul 08 01:30
Put the cats in a cardboard box.

Drive to the nearest park.

Write "Free Kittens for good little girls" on the box with a magic marker.

Put the box next to a swingset or sandbox.

Drive away fast before the parents catch you.

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