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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 12:00
Inquiring minds just have to know!

Q: Would you hump Pop Princess?
I would hump Pop Princess!
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I would pay someone else to do
0%
Never! Too skanky!
19%
Yes, but only if I'm paid!
3%
That is disgusting!
12%
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 12:34
Seeing the current state of Hollywood and other media pop princesses, I'd have to pass on this. There's too many diseases involved and those full body condoms during and bleach baths afterwards just kill the experience. Besides, I think my tetanus shot has expired.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 13:32
hmmmm
would i hump myself????
well beyond the fact that i have never once tryed to hump myself.....yes i think if it came down to it i would hump myself.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:34

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Inquiring minds just have to know!




yes i guess they do..

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:36
OK.........Just how would you 'hump' yourself?

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:37 - Edited By: pop_princess200515, 23 Apr 08 14:44
That's the reason i have never tried it.
Hey who's henman?
Oh and what's that "can't sleep clown will eat me thing after you do a message???how do you get one og those?

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 18:02
I talked with the clowns..They absolutely refuse to eat you!
Sorry, you'll have to eat yourself!

BUCK

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 18:05
No that is so not what i meant.
what i meant was lets say i wanted to put that potatoes are my life on mine just like you did yours then how would i go about doing that?

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 18:18 - Edited By: carina-eta, 23 Apr 08 18:21
Underneath your name on the posts, on "forum profile", click on it, then click on "preferences" then in the "signature" box type what you want as a tag line prefixed by the password "Div". eg/ div- the clowns will eat me.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 18:28
thank you so much.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 19:22
"I would kill you to save a potatoe"

NOW I UNDERSTAND!!!!

Former vice president Dan Quayle was her spelling teacher!

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 20:24
*shrug*, she says potatoe , we say potato.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 20:52
Back in the late 1980's, the Vice President in the U.S. was a man named Quayle. He actually makes Bush look smart.

He got into a flap at an elementary school where he tried to help out by "teaching" a spelling class. The trouble was, he was spelling things wrong. One of the words was "potato."

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:19
Dan Quayle. I was once on a business trip from Chicago to LA enjoying clients' first class PanAm seats. Along comes Dan bloody Quayle and demands automatic upgrade to first class from economy.

Ha. Plane booked solid to the rafters.

Steward comes round and says 'excuse me do you mind slipping into business class for the duration?'

Do I hell.
Ditto spouse.

More fracas as other passengers all say Go F**k yourselves with your poncy Dan Quale upgrade.

Over one hour arguing on the tarmac, complete and utter stalemate save for intermittent threats to sue by fellow ticket-holders furious that Quayle has slipped into first class lavatory and refuses to budge....

Eventually everybody settles down and bloody upstart ex-Veep settles for business class.

Quayle easts crow.
First class passengers the usual schmooze-fodder....
End of story.






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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:29

Quote: queen mudder

Dan Quayle. I was once on a business trip from Chicago to LA enjoying clients' first class PanAm seats. Along comes Dan bloody Quayle and demands automatic upgrade to first class from economy.

Ha. Plane booked solid to the rafters.

Steward comes round and says 'excuse me do you mind slipping into business class for the duration?'

Do I hell.
Ditto spouse.

More fracas as other passengers all say Go F**k yourselves with your poncy Dan Quale upgrade.

Over one hour arguing on the tarmac, complete and utter stalemate save for intermittent threats to sue by fellow ticket-holders furious that Quayle has slipped into first class lavatory and refuses to budge....

Eventually everybody settles down and bloody upstart ex-Veep settles for business class.

Quayle easts crow.
First class passengers the usual schmooze-fodder....
End of story.


I once was on a plane with Elvis, Papa Smurf from the Smurfs and the Clinton's cat.
Make a short story long - Elvis and Papa argued over who got to join the mile high club with pussy. While they fought it out, I laid an egg, foiled a terrorist hi-jack by a fat man and single-handedly flew the place home. And kissed the cat.

End of story.


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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:44 - Edited By: Duncan Whitehead, 23 Apr 08 22:45

Quote: queen mudder

Dan Quayle. I was once on a business trip from Chicago to LA enjoying clients' first class PanAm seats. Along comes Dan bloody Quayle and demands automatic upgrade to first class from economy.

Ha. Plane booked solid to the rafters.

Steward comes round and says 'excuse me do you mind slipping into business class for the duration?'

Do I hell.
Ditto spouse.

More fracas as other passengers all say Go F**k yourselves with your poncy Dan Quale upgrade.

Over one hour arguing on the tarmac, complete and utter stalemate save for intermittent threats to sue by fellow ticket-holders furious that Quayle has slipped into first class lavatory and refuses to budge....

Eventually everybody settles down and bloody upstart ex-Veep settles for business class.

Quayle easts crow.
First class passengers the usual schmooze-fodder....
End of story.


I think you must be mistaken.

PanAm folded in 1991.

He wasn't an ex VP until 1993.

Also internal PanAM aircraft between LA and Chicago only had two tier seating.

Must have been a different airline.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:49
ffs, sometimes people do actually meet famous (and semi-famous) people.

I have met; Charlie Drake, Linda Luscardi, that gay male model from the washing machine advert that died of Aids, a minor actress who has to remain nameless, Debbie? off Eastenders, married to Nigel? hit by a car ages ago, crops up in soaps every now and then. Patrick Moore, David Suchet, ( the actor one not the newsreader). I have spoken on the phone to; James Hewitt, Jeffrey Archer, that bloke who invented the internet-forget his name, Orlaith off Big Brother, Sue Pollard ( that was hilarious)and a lady in waiting calling from Buckingham Palace. I have also sat next to The Darkness in a restaurant which was a total pain as people were queueing past my table for bl**dy autographs and it took an hour for us to get served.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:49
No, it was definitely Pan Am.
Well thats what the polar bear at check-in said.



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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:52
*sigh* simultaneous posts again. Hope it was good for you.

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Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:52

Quote: carina-eta

ffs, sometimes people do actually meet famous (and semi-famous) people.

I have met; Charlie Drake, Linda Luscardi, that gay male model from the washing machine advert that died of Aids, a minor actress who has to remain nameless, Debbie? off Eastenders, married to Nigel? hit by a car ages ago, crops up in soaps every now and then. Patrick Moore, David Suchet, ( the actor one not the newsreader). I have spoken on the phone to; James Hewitt, Jeffrey Archer, that bloke who invented the internet-forget his name, Orlaith off Big Brother, Sue Pollard ( that was hilarious)and a lady in waiting calling from Buckingham Palace. I have also sat next to The Darkness in a restaurant which was a total pain as people were queueing past my table for bl**dy autographs and it took an hour for us to get served.


And your point is?

By the way it is John Suchet the actor and David, his brother, the newsreader.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:56
Always mix em up.
And Davie and Dicky Attenborough too ( as they are known to their friends)

Not that I have ever met them or would know that at all.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 22:58
I would like to mix it up with the Chuckle Brothers. I really would.

Especially the really ugly one.



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Posted: 23 Apr 08 23:04
No it was PanAm and it was circa August 1990 and he's now an ex-Veep although on his way out at the time of flying.

And it wasn't an internal flight but it has an unscheduled stopover in Chicago on an international flight.

And my spouse took a pic of him snoring in business class. Him and goddawful spouse and some unidentified kid.



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Posted: 23 Apr 08 23:11

Quote: queen mudder

No it was PanAm and it was circa August 1990 and he's now an ex-Veep although on his way out at the time of flying.

And it wasn't an internal flight but it has an unscheduled stopover in Chicago on an international flight.

And my spouse took a pic of him snoring in business class. Him and goddawful spouse and some unidentified kid.


Wow - The Vice President Of USA flying Cattle Class! As in 1990 he was still in office as VP.

Wonder why senior Bush didn't lend him Air Force One?

His security detail can't have been very good. Allowing a passenger to sneak into Business from First Class and take a photo of a sleeping Vice President. The second most guarded man on the planet.



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Posted: 23 Apr 08 23:15
Did you know that there are two Air Force Ones?

An Air Force aircraft carrying the Vice President of the United States is designated as Air Force Two.

As there are two - you'd have thought Bush Senior would have let him use one.

Says a lot about the Bushes.

Two aircraft, yet make the Vice President fly economy class - on an International Flight to boot!

Just goes to show you.


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