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pop_princess200515
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:32
.....the title says it all

Q: Would you hump Barney?
oh yeah
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it's those spots
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never ever
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i'd ride him like a pony
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no the scales would irrate me
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:34
No, and I'd keep Baby Bop away from Duncan and J.B. if I were you.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:39
oh my not the baby bop!!!!

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 18:13

Quote: pop_princess200515

oh my not the baby bop!!!!


I have a question.
What the hell is the name of the orange thing in Barney?
Not the yellow thing - I know he's called BJ - but that orange thing that plays the guitar.
Answer would be gratefully appreciated.

JB

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 18:22
Disgusting.

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 18:39

Quote: queen mudder

Disgusting.


I'm being serious!

Ok, just found it.
His names Riff!

JB

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 18:51
Barney wouldn't hump you Plop Princess! In fact, neither would anyone!

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 19:21

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Barney wouldn't hump you Plop Princess! In fact, neither would anyone!


It is amazing how well those Barney characters move, I think.
I wonder what they look like in real life - without the costumes?


JB

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Posted: 22 Apr 08 20:59
Quite simply putting a pool in the back garden would mean more work for me - fishing out leaves etc. No doubt the dogs would jump in and god forbid the kids ever got anywhere near it unsupervised.

No.

We shall join the 'Y' instead and the money for the pool can be used for a family holiday.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 00:46

Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Quite simply putting a pool in the back garden would mean more work for me - fishing out leaves etc. No doubt the dogs would jump in and god forbid the kids ever got anywhere near it unsupervised.

No.

We shall join the 'Y' instead and the money for the pool can be used for a family holiday.


I'd use some of the money you saved and buy that boy a hot lunch at school. The other kids probably make fun of him because of that nerdy lunch box. Even mystery meat is better than peanut butter and jelly and a swirly and/or wedgie every day.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 23 Apr 08 01:25

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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Quite simply putting a pool in the back garden would mean more work for me - fishing out leaves etc. No doubt the dogs would jump in and god forbid the kids ever got anywhere near it unsupervised.

No.

We shall join the 'Y' instead and the money for the pool can be used for a family holiday.


I'd use some of the money you saved and buy that boy a hot lunch at school. The other kids probably make fun of him because of that nerdy lunch box. Even mystery meat is better than peanut butter and jelly and a swirly and/or wedgie every day.


I'll bet he carries a gun in that funny looking lunch box. I'm sure he gets picked on and teased alot because of his weight. I just have to wonder what is printed on the back of his tee shirt!

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 02:12
You know it could be a woman!

It kind of resembles an old friend of mines Lesbian sister.


If I really were that kid I would probably have a '****ing sock' in that box.





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Posted: 23 Apr 08 13:30

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Barney wouldn't hump you Plop Princess! In fact, neither would anyone!


It is amazing how well those Barney characters move, I think.
I wonder what they look like in real life - without the costumes?


JB





would you please not call me pop princess anyone who calls me that is friend. you are the infected toe nail on the side of my face. you may call me Katie or nothing at all. i donot take kindly to not being humped by barney. i really rather much like his humping of me.<it makes me giggle>

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