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pop_princess200515
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 14:08
If i could give you $50 to lick my.... foot over and over again would you throw up?

Q: wash rinse repeat?
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:24
For most of the spoof writers, this would depend on a couple of things (since all of us are perverts anyway):

1. Are you really a female?
2. Are you somewhat attractive? (or at least not really ugly)
3. Can we keep going about three feet north after finishing with the feet?
4. Are there any communicable diseases involved?

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:29
my name is pop_princess...

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:30
how many princess are ugly, males, and a princess would never do that until marriage.

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:41
I forgot the "are you at least eighteen question."

Your response, however, that a "princess does not do that before marriage" proves that you are younger.

Also, the only princesses in Alabama would be daddy's little girls or of the J.A.P. variety (and probably not too big of a synagogue there).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:47
Princess Joy Renee Coat would do all kinds, pre-maritally.

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:50
But Joy Renee only did European Princes from England, Monaco, or France.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 18:52
That's because she only had a minor's visa.

Seem to remember something lurid in Florida about 9-10 months ago...

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:08
heh?my dad's dead.
im a princess of pop but i don't get that big S word you used....and the funny thing is im not even blonde.

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:16
The "S" word was synagogue. It is a church for Jewish people. This is both a religion and a culture.

The term J.A.P. refers to a "Jewish American Princess." No, there is no royalty involved. It deals more with attitude than bloodline.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:27

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If i could give you $50 to lick my.... foot over and over again would you throw up?


Maybe, but I'd give $100.00 to lick something else! Providing you are over 18 years of age, have proof that you don't have a communicable disease, your teeth ain't rotten, been vaccinated for rabies, have a current visa or green card, and swear that you won't tell my wife! It's OK to tell J-Man's wife though!

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P/S Did you ever date Henman?

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:30
hey i had a question... yall know the little line and then a quote thingy tell me how you do that

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:33
We'll let you in on the trade secret only if you promise to use proper punctuation and capitalization...and finish junior high.

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Posted: 21 Apr 08 19:40
DUDE!!!IM SO PAST JUNIOR HIGH. As for the punction i will try my damnest.

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:21

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If i could give you $50 to lick my.... foot over and over again would you throw up?


Maybe, but I'd give $100.00 to lick something else! Providing you are over 18 years of age, have proof that you don't have a communicable disease, your teeth ain't rotten, been vaccinated for rabies, have a current visa or green card, and swear that you won't tell my wife! It's OK to tell J-Man's wife though!

BUCK

P/S Did you ever date Henman?



did i ever date henman? who's he?

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:22
Oh and that wan't what i was talking about.
the thingy after you stop typing like that one dude the gravity sux or something how do you do that?

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 14:23
Oh and that wan't what i was talking about.
the thingy after you stop typing like that one dude the gravity sux or something how do you do that?

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