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FarOutFart
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Posted: 29 Dec 07 19:50
I can't believe that with so many views that a mere 8 raters could knock down a good story, and I thought it was a good story. It must be some jealousy here? I rate all the stories as I see them. All's I can say is how petty, shame on you.

Marvins **** wasn't funny at all, and way over done, and lengthy. There is no climb to the top, when rate everyone else down to get there.

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 19:56
Don't let it get to you, FOF, keep things in perspective. We're a country that elected (sort of) George Bush to the presidency and Dick Cheney to the VP position. Chances are high that there are some real loonies in the audience.

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 19:59
Thanks for the encouragement. I'll do better next time.


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Posted: 29 Dec 07 20:09
I meant to add, that I lived in London for 2 years and it took along time to understand their humor, at least I can Laugh in two different lanuages. Jaylyn

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 22:03 - Edited By: King David, 29 Dec 07 22:03

Quote: FarOutFart

I'll do better next time.


No, you have some wonderful titles. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading some more of your stuff.

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 22:19

Quote: FarOutFart

at least I can Laugh in two different lanuages. Jaylyn


Jaylyn,

That's a good skill to have. Would you say that you are biumorial then?

"umor" latin and French word for "moisture" which became Middle English word, "humor,"one of the four bodily fluids thought to affect a person's health."



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Posted: 29 Dec 07 22:47
I would say so, I was brought up funny. You must read "Popular story tags A to Z", I know it's Zed.

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 23:20 - Edited By: King David, 29 Dec 07 23:21

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I would say so, I was brought up funny. You must read "Popular story tags A to Z", I know it's Zed.


I looked for your story, "Popular story tags A to Z", I know it's Zed." title, but didn't find it. Are you sure it's not Zebco?

You know, I could take your statement, "I was brought up funny" and really take off with it, but seeing that you are from West Virginia, I'm afraid to.

Can you help?

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Posted: 29 Dec 07 23:37
Take off on it, however I live in Va. The story Popluar tags A to Z, is under, "Entertainment." I took all the popular tags and ran a story in Alphebetical order. Although towards the end "bold" kept going on, and wouldn't stop, couldn't edit it no way no how. Sent a e-mail to Mark, as yet no response, he just ran it as, I expect it to be sent back to draft. Jaylyn

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 01:25
Still don't see it, Jaylyn. Could you send me a link?

Sorry about the mistake in where you are from. Where's Winchester (if that's where you're from)?

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 11:26
Does everyone see a different view, I wander? Sometimes I get "hits" out of no where, when I'm not even on the Top stories,Headlines etc... try looking at my profile, then go to all the stories I have written, then pull it up from there. Strange it's not on your "Entertainment" headlines, it's on mine.

Winchester, Va is way up north, near the eastern West Virgina panhandle. You know up air where they fought them Civil war things. Jaylyn

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 12:37

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Sometimes I get "hits" out of no where, when I'm not even on the Top stories,Headlines etc...




That's probably Queen Mudder shedding some of her million plus to encourage us to continue writing. Yes, no, I'm not getting it (your story). Access the story for yourself, then copy me the link on the URL.

Yes, I know where that is. Glad that Virgina and North Carolina is not a two-story outhouse. Then, I'd be in trouble.

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 12:56
Just to note, I noticed the spoofs clock is off by about 6 minutes, Hummm? or maybe my cell phone clock is off, somehow I doubt it.

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 13:02
Jaylyn,
Hello and welcome.

That is all.

Jesus budda

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 13:04
my kisses to the belly. Jaylyn

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 13:13

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my kisses to the belly. Jaylyn

I can see we're gonna get along just fine, Jaylyn


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Posted: 30 Dec 07 13:19
Jaylyn,

Here's a follow-up link to my "two-story outhouse" comment.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i28261

Enjoy,
KD



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Posted: 30 Dec 07 14:14
as I might have figured, my story went to "Magazine" , you're a funny guy, read most of your articles. It takes an intelligent being to understand "Umor." Jaylyn

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 20:04
Thank you, Jaylyn, for the compliment. I'll see if I can find yours in the magazine bin. In the meantime, keep on Spoofing!

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Posted: 30 Dec 07 20:17
Nice job on the "A--Z." Particularly liked the R's:

What do: Racism, Religion, Republicans, Ron Paul, Rosie O'Donnell, Royality, and Rudy Giuliani, have in common? Not a damn thing it was just a way to get through all the "R" tags. Enough has been said already!

You have an genuine earthiness in your humor that I enjoy that's particularly attractive in the femine gender (assuming that your name is really Jaylyn).

KD





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Posted: 30 Dec 07 20:33
I really am a girl, at least last time I looked, and I tell no lies, just spoof a little here and there, Hey Thanks, never thought the "R's" would get ya. Jaylyn

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Posted: 3 Jan 08 15:47

Quote: FarOutFart

..... I rate all the stories as I see them. All's I can say is how petty, shame on you.




Jaylyn

I may be wrong, but even 1 * means points to the writer. If you don't like a story, don't rate it at all.

If you've already given it 1 *, then try System Restore.

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Posted: 3 Jan 08 18:21
thanks Noshing. I don't rate anything less than a 2*, just by the fact that it is there, and it takes creativity to write, especially on a daily basis. So I give credit for that alone, content is rated as to how it makes me feel. So 2* because the article is there, and additional *'s for the laughabily factor. Jaylyn


 
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