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Posted: 15 Dec 07 15:57
Vagina: The box a penis comes in.

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 16:06

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Vagina: The box a penis comes in.


Mine came in my hand.

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 20:50 - Edited By: marvin, 16 Dec 07 19:15
Vagina: A snake in the ruthless process of swallowing its victim.

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'Ruth'

That's a funny one.

She is also Ruth-less, because she is less than herself for raping a man's delicate penis with her filthy, ugly Vagina. Ruth should punish herself by becoming a lesbian and serving other women as part of her repentance. Ruthless therefore becomes Ruth the irrelevant.

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 21:52 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 15 Dec 07 21:53

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Vagina: A snake in the ruthless process of swallowing its victim.

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A complication thereby arises; what if the snake belongs to a girl called Ruth?

How could it be ruthless?

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 22:19
shouldn't that be vagina, the box penises and vaginas come out of?

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