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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 14 Dec 07 18:41
I know it's only December 14 right now, but Merry Christmas to all the writers and readers of theSpoof.com! And Marvin.
Christmas is very special to me for obvious reasons.

Jesus Budda



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carina-eta
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Posted: 14 Dec 07 19:39
happy bithday!

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 15 Dec 07 00:13
If Jesus Buddha were born today, he wouldn't be a carpenter. He'd probably run a cheap motel.

The wise men would bring him gifts of gold electroplate, Frankenheimer films, and curry.

He would only be born in a manger if his parents didn't have insurance and weren't eligible for medicaid (or couldn't meet their co-payment).



Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 Dec 07 19:13

Quote: Jalapenoman ... he would only be born in a manger if ...


From what I read of the US housing market, a lot of people are living in mangers full time now.

If you lived in such, an animal food trough, how would you make it homely, what would you use for Christmas decorations and what would you tip the janitor?

Shaun xx

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 21:58
Merry Christmas to everyone here at The Spoof.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish filling out my loan application so I can go buy a 300 dollar Christmas tree from the guy on the corner.

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Posted: 15 Dec 07 22:20
Happy holidays to all.


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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Dec 07 04:26
Someone want to pass me a piece of fudge?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Dec 07 14:18

Quote: Jalapenoman

Someone want to pass me a piece of fudge?

You can have my chocolate bon-bon

Jesus Budda

.......And heres to you, merry Christmas,
everybodys having fun...
Look to the future now,
its only just begun....

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queen mudder
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Posted: 16 Dec 07 16:01
Time of outrageously expensive birthdays, anniversaries and other amnesia-inducing events.

Best get pissed.

Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
Shaun Ferguson
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Posted: 16 Dec 07 18:50

Quote: queen mudder

Time of outrageously expensive birthdays, anniversaries and other amnesia-inducing events.

Best get pissed.


Before you get too intoxicated, best read this.

queen mudder
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Posted: 17 Dec 07 16:46

Quote: Shaun Ferguson


Before you get too intoxicated, best read this.



I regularly ruin my folks each Christmastime....
This year will be special. And especially ruinating!

qm

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Dec 07 17:26
ruinating? urinating?

Both?

To have ambitions, was my ambition

 
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