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Mister Meaner
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Posted: 5 Nov 07 14:37
I love the Threadpit Girl. There, I've said it. Now will you lot stop looking at her!

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 5 Nov 07 19:52
Maybe I'm too old. Maybe I've worked to many hours recently. Maybe I live in the wrong part of the world.

What's a Threadpit Girl?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
carina-eta
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Posted: 5 Nov 07 23:29
Mystery solved; Threadpit is a fashion line and apparantly according to "Mister Meaner Marries Threadpit Girl" story written 03.11.07 she appears in right hand column next to some stories. I assume that "Mister Meaner" thought it would be amusing to have the Threadpit girl next to his Spoof story, however, instead he got an advert for www.prickwear.com which is offensive T-shirts, looks like MM got stood up at the altar by his dream picture.

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Posted: 6 Nov 07 01:43
Better stick to holograms, Meaner. They're less ambitious.

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Mister Meaner
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Posted: 6 Nov 07 11:23
You'll never seperate us.

The one of her in the red T-shirt is my personal favourite.

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carina-eta
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Posted: 6 Nov 07 17:20
Why cant you be separated-what are you stuck together with?

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 6 Nov 07 18:52
Hanging by a "thread"?...

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Mister Meaner
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Posted: 7 Nov 07 14:39

Quote: carina-eta

Why cant you be separated-what are you stuck together with?


Love, pure love. (sighs)

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 Nov 07 02:19
I finally saw your Thread girl. I think the one on the mixed up red shirt is hotter. I'll claim that one for myself.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Mister Meaner
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Posted: 8 Nov 07 09:19
Hey, J-man! I know your rep on here and everything, but leave off me an' my girl, y'hear, old timer?. We're in love, or at least, I am - with all of her pictures, that's every single one of 'em, so you just back off nice and steady, OK?

Freakin movin' in on me and my girl! Jesus Christ!



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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 Nov 07 13:17
No. No. No.

You can keep your Threadpit girl.

I'll take the one from bustedtees.

Then we'll both be happy (until my wife finds out).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Mister Meaner
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Posted: 8 Nov 07 14:45
Yeah, those freakin' wives. They're the ones! They allus spoil everything!

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carina-eta
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Posted: 8 Nov 07 18:58
*sigh* it must be nice to have the choice.
If us girls see a smooth chested tanned bloke with smouldering eyes pouting into the camera, you just know there's a 99% chance he's gay and if he's not he's still going to be competing with you for the styling tongs.
But if you stuck a hairy-assed freak with the social skills of a tree frog and the table manners of a mountain bear in a tee shirt, I wouldnt buy it.
Your Threadpit girl is prob just a nice looking girl on a modelling job - or possibly a crack whore who needs the money?

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Mister Meaner
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 09:11
That's it! I mean it. I'm not coming on here anymore!

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 10:08
Oaf!

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 10:11
Oof!

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
carina-eta
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 11:14
wtf?

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 18:22
byob

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Mark
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 19:45
dkny? fcuk!

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 10 Nov 07 21:08 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 10 Nov 07 21:09
fubar!

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Posted: 12 Nov 07 08:18
wwt?

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IN SEINE
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Posted: 12 Nov 07 15:29
WMD?

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Mister Meaner
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Posted: 12 Nov 07 16:33
My new favourite picture of 'my wife' is the one where she's in the pink beaver T-shirt, and the beaver hat.

Mind you, the one of her in the Jesus - Black Friday shirt where she's giving me the "come on" isn't bad either.

Just going for a shower...

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