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http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22504

Auditions now taking place at a cyberspace facility near you.

The Spoof! movie deal negotiations
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22485

Anyone not "cast" in the movie can chime in with suggestions for themselves, or someone else.

Go for it!

Got any plot twists to add? Want to list directors or changed locations?

Go for it!

Will Britney's Vagina be allowed an audition?

Anybody want to play Paris Hilton's pooch?

Tarantino 'tempted' to direct Spoof! The Motion Picture
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22535

Im not doing Cals sister even if she wants to do me.

Here's my contribution to the cause:

Writer Sues Over Casting for The Spoof Movie

Sorry, Gail....

but the Farrelly brothers, known for their outrageous comedy films and huge talent, volunteered to play you. They wanted to extend their ranges by performing as one of the great spoof writers of all time. They also wanted to go in drag, but that's a different story.

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Quote: carina-eta

Im not doing Cals sister even if she wants to do me.

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I thought Cal's sister wanted to do everybody?

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Quote: Gail Farrelly
Here's my contribution to the cause:
Writer Sues Over Casting for The Spoof Movie

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"I'm so smart, beautiful, talented, and humble, I know it's not easy to find someone to play me," she said, "but the studio put no thought or imagination into the choice, just grabbing up any old person who happens to have the same last name as me."

Writer Sues to Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood to Bollywood

Here's my latest contribution!

Aishwarya Rai wants starring role in Bollywood version of Spoof! The Motion Picture
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22544

Queen,

Did you ever think your little movie story would ever blossom like this? (or go off in so many different directions?)

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Sorry, Gail....

but the Farrelly brothers, known for their outrageous comedy films and huge talent, volunteered to play you. They wanted to extend their ranges by performing as one of the great spoof writers of all time. They also wanted to go in drag, but that's a different story.

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Well all right then. Flattery will get you everywhere. A Farrelly brother it is!

I would like to play the part of the effervescent, bubbly, light-hearted, witty, wise NickFun. Or if I'm not available you can use Gnarley.

As I said, I am willing to do the Deano cameo, but keep that bastard Jerry Lewis away from me!!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Writer Sues to Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood to Bollywood

Here's my latest contribution!

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I want the movie's name to be converted to Hindi too.
So, what's my role?
...I want a really long one, else I want Pratibha Patil dead...preferring the latter!

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

As I said, I am willing to do the Deano cameo, but keep that bastard Jerry Lewis away from me!!

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Here is Jean's contribution to the Movie:

Brando Sues to Play Lowton

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Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Writer Sues to Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood to Bollywood

Here's my latest contribution!

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I want the movie's name to be converted to Hindi too.
So, what's my role?
...I want a really long one, else I want Pratibha Patil dead...preferring the latter!

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Your role? I don't care, write a story and describe your role.

As far as wanting a really long one, I'm sorry, but you gotta be satisfied with what God gave you. If you're not happy with the size of your penis, there are surgeries out there.

I revolt!
I am now gonna ask the Censor Board to stop the production in India.Then the only alternative left will be to produce the movie in Pakistan, which the Aussies will boycott.

So, accept my demands and gimme the longest ROLE...or ask the Corrupt Bastards whatever to murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]

Are those Surgeries kinda safe?
<I really don't intend having one, for an elephant bulge in the pants is not really cherishable>
[after removing them is a different story]

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Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?

I revolt!
I am now gonna ask the Censor Board to stop the production in India.Then the only alternative left will be to produce the movie in Pakistan, which the Aussies will boycott.

So, accept my demands and gimme the longest ROLE...or ask the Corrupt Bastards whatever to murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]

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How about we let you play the boat? Better yet, we'll call our cruise ship "The Mohit." That way, you'll be in every scene!

As far as your Prez lady goes, never heard of her. I guarantee, however, she can't be as bad as Bush. We'll even let you have him after his term expires! (If we voted on letting you have him now, the near unanimous results would be thrown out by the Supreme Court because of hanging chads or Florida or something)

Wow! A Ship!...great...but I need a body double for that.

As far as the Prez thing goes, I bet ours is worse.Did Bush ever try to save his son from a Murder case?Or did he ever take a loan for an Industry, then not pay & resign as if nothing happened.And I also bet Bush looks a grade better than her.The only good is that the Prez is the Nominal head in our Country...with no powers thankfully!
We will only give Pratibha Patil in exchange though, say deal?

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Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?
..... murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]

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Controversial governor pledges to give way to Aishwarya Rai as India's first woman president
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i22143

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?
..... murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]

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Controversial governor pledges to give way to Aishwarya Rai as India's first woman president
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i22143

BONG!

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Read it earlier, just made me wonder how much research is put into QM's articles.And still she manages 10 a day...24*7 Spoofing?

To tell you frankly, I was shocked on hearing Pratibha Patil give a speech in English, for all her Newspaper interviews here were in the regional language.And by the looks of it, nobody outside India even cared!

My Article on her[about 4 days ago]:
NEW INDIA PRESIDENT PRATIBHA PATIL AS GOOD AS GEORGE BUSH - PUBLC SURVEY

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Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?

Read it earlier, just made me wonder how much research is put into QM's articles.And still she manages 10 a day...24*7 Spoofing?
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Research: zero.
I look at the headlines and proceed accordingly.
Aishwarya is a bit of a favorite.

Liked your story and hope it's got you plenty of points!
qm