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Posted: 29 Jul 07 16:24 - Edited By: queen mudder, 29 Jul 07 17:40
See J-Mans's
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22504


Auditions now taking place at a cyberspace facility near you.

The Spoof! movie deal negotiations
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22485

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 17:24
Anyone not "cast" in the movie can chime in with suggestions for themselves, or someone else.

Go for it!

Got any plot twists to add? Want to list directors or changed locations?

Go for it!

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 17:40 - Edited By: queen mudder, 29 Jul 07 17:42
Will Britney's Vagina be allowed an audition?

Anybody want to play Paris Hilton's pooch?





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Posted: 29 Jul 07 17:55 - Edited By: queen mudder, 29 Jul 07 17:57
Tarantino 'tempted' to direct Spoof! The Motion Picture
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22535


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Posted: 29 Jul 07 20:09
Im not doing Cals sister even if she wants to do me.

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 29 Jul 07 20:45
Here's my contribution to the cause:

Writer Sues Over Casting for The Spoof Movie

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:20
Sorry, Gail....

but the Farrelly brothers, known for their outrageous comedy films and huge talent, volunteered to play you. They wanted to extend their ranges by performing as one of the great spoof writers of all time. They also wanted to go in drag, but that's a different story.

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:21

Quote: carina-eta

Im not doing Cals sister even if she wants to do me.


I thought Cal's sister wanted to do everybody?

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:44 - Edited By: queen mudder, 29 Jul 07 21:44

Quote: Gail Farrelly
Here's my contribution to the cause:
Writer Sues Over Casting for The Spoof Movie


"I'm so smart, beautiful, talented, and humble, I know it's not easy to find someone to play me," she said, "but the studio put no thought or imagination into the choice, just grabbing up any old person who happens to have the same last name as me."

BONG!


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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:52
Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 29 Jul 07 22:30 - Edited By: queen mudder, 29 Jul 07 22:30
Aishwarya Rai wants starring role in Bollywood version of Spoof! The Motion Picture
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22544

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 22:38
Queen,

Did you ever think your little movie story would ever blossom like this? (or go off in so many different directions?)

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 23:46

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sorry, Gail....

but the Farrelly brothers, known for their outrageous comedy films and huge talent, volunteered to play you. They wanted to extend their ranges by performing as one of the great spoof writers of all time. They also wanted to go in drag, but that's a different story.



Well all right then. Flattery will get you everywhere. A Farrelly brother it is!

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 01:39
I would like to play the part of the effervescent, bubbly, light-hearted, witty, wise NickFun. Or if I'm not available you can use Gnarley.

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 02:38
As I said, I am willing to do the Deano cameo, but keep that bastard Jerry Lewis away from me!!

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 10:00

Quote: Jalapenoman

Writer Sues to Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood to Bollywood

Here's my latest contribution!




I want the movie's name to be converted to Hindi too.
So, what's my role?
...I want a really long one, else I want Pratibha Patil dead...preferring the latter!


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Posted: 30 Jul 07 13:50

Quote: Jean Le Fete

As I said, I am willing to do the Deano cameo, but keep that bastard Jerry Lewis away from me!!



Here is Jean's contribution to the Movie:

Brando Sues to Play Lowton

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 13:52

Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?


Quote: Jalapenoman

Writer Sues to Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood to Bollywood

Here's my latest contribution!




I want the movie's name to be converted to Hindi too.
So, what's my role?
...I want a really long one, else I want Pratibha Patil dead...preferring the latter!




Your role? I don't care, write a story and describe your role.

As far as wanting a really long one, I'm sorry, but you gotta be satisfied with what God gave you. If you're not happy with the size of your penis, there are surgeries out there.

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 14:08
I revolt!
I am now gonna ask the Censor Board to stop the production in India.Then the only alternative left will be to produce the movie in Pakistan, which the Aussies will boycott.

So, accept my demands and gimme the longest ROLE...or ask the Corrupt Bastards whatever to murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]


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Posted: 30 Jul 07 14:13
Are those Surgeries kinda safe?
<I really don't intend having one, for an elephant bulge in the pants is not really cherishable>
[after removing them is a different story]

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 14:30

Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?

I revolt!
I am now gonna ask the Censor Board to stop the production in India.Then the only alternative left will be to produce the movie in Pakistan, which the Aussies will boycott.

So, accept my demands and gimme the longest ROLE...or ask the Corrupt Bastards whatever to murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]


How about we let you play the boat? Better yet, we'll call our cruise ship "The Mohit." That way, you'll be in every scene!

As far as your Prez lady goes, never heard of her. I guarantee, however, she can't be as bad as Bush. We'll even let you have him after his term expires! (If we voted on letting you have him now, the near unanimous results would be thrown out by the Supreme Court because of hanging chads or Florida or something)

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 14:37
Wow! A Ship!...great...but I need a body double for that.

As far as the Prez thing goes, I bet ours is worse.Did Bush ever try to save his son from a Murder case?Or did he ever take a loan for an Industry, then not pay & resign as if nothing happened.And I also bet Bush looks a grade better than her.The only good is that the Prez is the Nominal head in our Country...with no powers thankfully!
We will only give Pratibha Patil in exchange though, say deal?


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Posted: 30 Jul 07 16:16

Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?
..... murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]



Controversial governor pledges to give way to Aishwarya Rai as India's first woman president
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i22143



BONG!


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Posted: 30 Jul 07 16:23 - Edited By: Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 30 Jul 07 16:30

Quote: queen mudder


Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?
..... murder Prez Pratibha Patil.[I wonder if anyone really knows who she is!]



Controversial governor pledges to give way to Aishwarya Rai as India's first woman president
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i22143



BONG!






Read it earlier, just made me wonder how much research is put into QM's articles.And still she manages 10 a day...24*7 Spoofing?

To tell you frankly, I was shocked on hearing Pratibha Patil give a speech in English, for all her Newspaper interviews here were in the regional language.And by the looks of it, nobody outside India even cared!

My Article on her[about 4 days ago]:
NEW INDIA PRESIDENT PRATIBHA PATIL AS GOOD AS GEORGE BUSH - PUBLC SURVEY

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 16:37

Quote: Who The Hell Is Mohit?

Read it earlier, just made me wonder how much research is put into QM's articles.And still she manages 10 a day...24*7 Spoofing?
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Research: zero.
I look at the headlines and proceed accordingly.
Aishwarya is a bit of a favorite.

Liked your story and hope it's got you plenty of points!
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