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RodFan
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Posted: 28 Jul 07 18:41 - Edited By: RodFan, 30 Jul 07 17:03
Dear Spoof!
Stop writing about tennis! Your jokes are not funny at all but offensive, especially for Andy Roddick and other American tennis players. This article
"U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic" not funny at all but pure stupid! I would never even read it but it appears on Google search for "Andy Roddick" and at first misled me! Stop, stop, stop!
And by the way it is Jimmy Connors (and not Jimmy Conners like you have).

Your latest article about Roddick
"Andy Roddick Lets Connors Go, Hires Donny Osmond as New Coach" once again is not funny... Feeling sorry for you as you are trying sooooooooo hard to be funny here... But at least, you spelled "Connors" correctly this time, so congrats!

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 19:00
Two weeks ago, it was Vikki Carr we couldn't write about.

Last week, it was a Ron Paul supporter crying to us.

This week, it's Tennis. Tennis! Tennis?

Three simple words: "get a life!"

Tennis is open to mockery, satire, irony, spoof, and humor just like everything else. You've got the Billy Jean King/Bobby Riggs fiasco. You've got lesbos galore all over the courts. You've got John McEnroe and his temper tantrums. You've got a Russian hottie who never won anything but looked great in everything. You've got the Williams sisters who could pass for gorillas (and that is not meant as anything racial, but are there two less attractive women out there?). Yes, I probably did not spell a bunch of the names right, but I really don't care.

Your sport is boring to watch, but it leaves itself open to a lot of ridicule! I've personally never written a tennis story, but I might have to pen one now. How about "Jealous Martina Catches Ron Paul Naked With Vikki Carr Tangled in Wimbleton Center Court Net." That one would piss off you, Ethan, and Musicwhat'shisname. I'd even find away to throw in your tennis butt buddy just to make you happier.

You've registered yourself on here. Put your money where your mouth is (probably around your hero's dick right now) and write something funny about tennis...or shut up and go away. I'm getting sick of a new one of you guys each week!

Once again, get a life.

(Okay, Gnarly and Fergus, your turn)

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 19:08 - Edited By: RodFan, 28 Jul 07 19:14
In order to write funny stories you have to:
1.Have some knowledge on the subject (tennis in this case);
2.Have a sense of humor;
Obviously, the Spoof (you including) lacking both. You even could not respond without profanity. Conclusion: stop trying being 'funny' ( or stupid in this case) and YOU GET A LIFE!.

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 19:50 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 28 Jul 07 20:03
I play USTA team tennis and tournaments, I have a 4.0 rating and I love the sport of tennis. I love Andy Roddick and Jimmy Connors (sorry, typos happen). I live close to Jimmy Connors original hometown, his brother still has a tennis center there. My tennis articles have had thousands of viewers and have generally been rated 3 stars or higher out of 5 stars and you are the first person to ever complain about them. This current article is closing in on 500 views. So relax, get out and play and if your ever in Salem Illinois, we have an organized group playing Thursday nights.

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 21:29 - Edited By: queen mudder, 28 Jul 07 22:07

Quote: RodFan

In order to write funny stories you have to:
1.Have some knowledge on the subject (tennis in this case);
2.Have a sense of humor;
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My family has known Andy Roddick quite well for a number of years. He's closely related to in-laws of one of my daughters. So I feel at a slight advantage over those who only parody him from a distance.

Hence:

Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i20581


Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i20461


Bookmakers laugh off suggestions Andy Murray, Andy Roddick have Wimbledon hope in hell
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i20274


Lamb to the slaughter: Roddick v Federer
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i14041


Astrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i13158


etc.

Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Jul 07 21:52
BONG!!!!


...and you didn't even have to resort to vulgarity! (though Rodfan probably still thinks you're not funny).

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 22:09 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 29 Jul 07 06:04
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Posted: 28 Jul 07 22:17
Dear Rodfan, (Roddick?),

Tennis is the girliest game played by man,

Jalapenoman mentioned the Williams sisters so I wont.




I actually have nothing against tennis.






































Boring as **** though is'nt it?


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Posted: 29 Jul 07 12:02 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 31 Jul 07 06:54
Rod Fan.....Hmmmm, just what are we implying here?!

Please put it back in your pants and quit slurping on it!
(You're making the floor sticky.)

M&S:)

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jul 07 14:13

Quote: Moose&Squirell

Rod Fan.....Hmmmm, just what are we implying here?!

Please put it back in your pants and quit slurping on it!
(Your making the floor sticky.)

M&S:)


Actually, you will get blasted for vulgarity if Rodfan ever comes back. Also, if you click on the forum profile, you will see that Rodfan's real name is Natasha. This tells me that she is a fan of rods in general and not her own. So, if Andy's got some girl slurping on his rod, who am I to take that away from him?

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 14:39 - Edited By: Cal Jennings, 29 Jul 07 14:41
I can see that it is definitely time to write some stories about Ron Paul playing tennis. What was the reference to the musician about? I missed that one. Hmmm... Rodfan plays tennis with Ron Paul. Score is 40-Love?

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jul 07 14:51
Cal,

We had a couple of guys on here a few weeks ago screaming because someone said something they didn't like about Vikki Carr. It was, as usual, stupid.

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:20

Quote: Jalapenoman

Cal,

We had a couple of guys on here a few weeks ago screaming because someone said something they didn't like about Vikki Carr. It was, as usual, stupid.



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JPMan,

You are just pissed because I got invited to a Vicki Carr concert and you did'nt.


Fergus.






Is she related to Wayne Carr?

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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:23
Saw her once when I was a kid. Was fun and nice, but not great. No jealousy involved.

Don't know about Wayne, but do know that she is not related to Dining Car or Cattle Car.

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 29 Jul 07 21:29
Say Wayne Carr very quickly and think of masturbation,




AHA!!!!!!!

Goodnight. I have 3 weeks to steal the crown,

Good luck JPM.

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 07:08
Wow! It's amazing that Rodfan is actually lacking a life so much so to come back and respond!

Rodfan also says that he or she would never even read the article. They weren't able to read the note on the very page you register to post comments that says "DO NOT REGISTER JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARTICLES." I guess it all makes sense. Can't read the article, can't read the registration note, can't read the disclaimer explaining fictitious stories. Illiteracy is a terrible crime.

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Posted: 30 Jul 07 15:38
RodFan -

I suspect that you are Ethan...

Enjoying all the attention you're stirring up? Same complaints, same "M.O".

My suggestion, and this is only a suggestion, is that you write a story, or stop trolling.

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Posted: 31 Jul 07 16:06

Quote: Jalapenoman

Two weeks ago, it was Vikki Carr we couldn't write about.

Last week, it was a Ron Paul supporter crying to us.

This week, it's Tennis. Tennis! Tennis?

Three simple words: "get a life!"



I was the guy who asked you to stop writing about Ron Paul. This is kind of funny. Your audience is merely a bunch of people annoyed by your poor stories.

This is like returning to high school. I used to play basketball during lunch period. There were always 2 or 3 kids who spent their lunch saying annoying things and then stealing our basketball. I never understood why they enjoyed doing this. I eventually had to pin one of the kids to the wall by his neck and tell him to shut the **** up. That worked well.

Is this also the solution here?

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Posted: 31 Jul 07 16:07

Quote: G Keith Burgin

RodFan -

I suspect that you are Ethan...

Enjoying all the attention you're stirring up? Same complaints, same "M.O".

My suggestion, and this is only a suggestion, is that you write a story, or stop trolling.


That isn't me. There are lots of people offended by your poor writing, not just me.

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Posted: 31 Jul 07 17:06 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 31 Jul 07 17:38

Quote: Ethan


Quote: G Keith Burgin

RodFan -

I suspect that you are Ethan...

Enjoying all the attention you're stirring up? Same complaints, same "M.O".

My suggestion, and this is only a suggestion, is that you write a story, or stop trolling.


That isn't me. There are lots of people offended by your poor writing, not just me.
Ahh! Success! Just what we are after!

Whoo Hoo!

PS: Wrote & posted this just for you Ethan! Thanks for the idea & incentive:

TENNIS CONSORTIUM SUES THE SPOOF



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Posted: 31 Jul 07 18:25 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 31 Jul 07 18:26
Ethan!!! Buenos Dias Mi Amigo!!! Welcome back prodigal aging pussy viewer, we've been missing you. Thought up a story of your own yet? Come on show us your stuff!!

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Posted: 31 Jul 07 23:00

That isn't me. There are lots of people offended by your poor writing, not just me.



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I agree Ethan.

I occasionally post the odd article on this miserable worthless site full of misfits and vagabonds peddling their filthy mindless and thoughtless stories to the unwary travellers on the information superhighway known as the internet or as some of us know it, the devils dial up, or bielzabub's broadband.

To be honest with you Ethan I hate being here but my brother's in rehab and my dad is watching reruns of Happy days.

Someone has to keep an eye on the bastards!!!!

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Posted: 1 Aug 07 02:23
Hey Fergy Baby (HIckUP!) What kind of rehab we talking about? (HIckUP!) Maybe Ethan can help, he's a vagina Dr. Or maybe he's just a vagina, he refuses to write anything but this discussion stuff. Thanks for sticking up for us!

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Posted: 1 Aug 07 03:22 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 1 Aug 07 16:51
D'ya think Fergus might be ETHAN? Or RodFan? Or even (gasp!) Both? (Gasp! Gasp!)

I swan, Fergus just hasn't been the same since Cal's sister visited him wearing that 'Full Sheep' body stocking.

I've noticed his concentration is 'way off lately. Maybe she's STILL THERE?

But on the other hand, being TOSOG has got to be wearing sometimes I guess.

Watch out for The Hammer's swing!

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Posted: 1 Aug 07 05:46
I'm so confused!!!I keep thinking "Fergy", as in Prince Charle's relative (ie. Female, but HE's actually a Fergis, a guy), then Ethan claims to be a gynecologist, but behaves more like a proctologist. I think secretly he wants to join us, but he can't figure out how to swallow his pride and admit how wrong he was about us. WHy else would he continue to lurk here? Eh Amigo? Come out of the "Closet" Senor Ethan, your a born in the wool spoofer. (Cal can furnish the wool if you don't have any sheep).

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