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Moose&Squirell
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Posted: 14 Jul 07 09:22 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 14 Jul 07 09:24
Moose&Squirell here:

Maui Man Killed In Alaska Car Crash With Moose

Even though we make our home in Hawaii, we live on the island of Oahu.

We had gotten calls & email from people who had heard the news.

It's O.K. Moose is all right.

Thank you for your inquiries.

BONG!!

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 17:09
Yeah, but is Gnarly okay?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 19:31
GGGGGGggggggggnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllleeeeeeyyyy!!!!!!!!!

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 20:00 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 15 Jul 07 20:07
Yeah, okay, okay. I'm catching it from all sides on this one. My wife is mad at me (again), my friends (all 1 of them) thinks I'm gauche and my dentist might just pull another one of my good teeth for spite.

And then, even Fergus got on my case!

It's pretty tasteless all right I know. But those words . . 'moose . . Maui . . man . . mashed' just said 'write me!'

But, I'm gonna take it down.

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Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 20:04 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 15 Jul 07 20:05
I removed this (beautifully written) story voluntarily as too tasteless:

"MONSTER MOOSE MORTALLY MASHES MAUI MAN"

Gnarly

(If you want to see it email me)

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queen mudder
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 20:37
ALWAYS it's happening in Alaska.

I blame the Corrupt Bastards Club.

Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
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Posted: 17 Jul 07 17:37
Please remove this trash. The man killed was my step father. This is very disrespectful to friends and family.

Moose&Squirell
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Posted: 19 Jul 07 06:21 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 19 Jul 07 06:24
Please remove this trash. The man killed was my step father. This is very disrespectful to friends and family.


Moose is my buddy & long-time friend!

We are not responsible for fall-out due to our satire articles!

If you have a problem with it, you should stay away and not read our digital literature.

We are what we are and you should leave us alone because you make me SICK...Oppps!!

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Posted: 19 Jul 07 09:35
I don't care if the Moose was killed. I'll STILL vote on it! Moose is our best hope for freedom and democracy! Go Moose Go! ...whoops... the nurse said it's time for my Thorazine.

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