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trythisathome
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Posted: 11 Jul 07 03:07
I am all brand new. Still have the wrapper on.
I have lurked here for ages.
Ready to say hi now so

HI.

Cal Jennings
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Posted: 11 Jul 07 04:53
Echo...

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 11 Jul 07 14:32

Quote: Cal Jennings

Echo...



Echo...Echo...


Hi!.....Hi!.....

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 11 Jul 07 22:40
If you are brand new, welcome.

If you are brand "spankin'" new, see Cal. He's the one in charge of that stuff.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 11 Jul 07 22:50

Quote: trythisathome

I have lurked here for ages.


HI.



-------------------------------------------------------

Who've ya lurked at?

Dont lurk at Cal, he'll put the suit on


Ferg

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Posted: 11 Jul 07 23:53 - Edited By: trythisathome, 11 Jul 07 23:53
Hi guys.
Thanks for the warm welcome.

I lurk at anything. I am not a fussy lurker.
I dribble a fair bit too. xx

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Posted: 12 Jul 07 01:23

Quote: trythisathome

Hi guys.
Thanks for the warm welcome.

I lurk at anything. I am not a fussy lurker.
I dribble a fair bit too. xx
If you dribble a fair bit, you might talk to Cal about his sister or Momma. They both dribble too I understand, not to mention Cal himself.

No telling what you might get going there - but, fair warning: Cal can be a bit on the jealous side. Goes with the superman suit I think.

Welcome!

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Posted: 12 Jul 07 07:53
Lurkers are usually demented, that's a good thing, as long as you can avoid prosecution and restraining orders.

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Posted: 12 Jul 07 09:13 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 12 Jul 07 09:14
I have lurked here for ages.
Ready to say hi now so

HI.

...that explains the smell.

Don't just stand there, slap on some after shave and get to spoofin'!

You haven't written a damn thing.

Let's hope your writing don't stink!

M&S:)

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Posted: 12 Jul 07 16:00
Glad you said lurker and not lurcher.

Got a story to write?

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Posted: 12 Jul 07 21:31

Quote: Jalapenoman

If you are brand new, welcome.

If you are brand "spankin'" new, see Cal. He's the one in charge of that stuff.


Does somebuddy here need uh spakin'? Hot damn! We got us a bona-fide rookie. Sumone bring me mah electric paddle! Since yer a newbie, ah guess ah'd better warn ya' about mah sistur. She's all MINE on weekends. Yu'll havta' find sum weekday ta' sleep with her.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

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Posted: 14 Jul 07 10:54 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Jul 07 10:54

Quote: trythisathome

I am all brand new.


I am real old.

Hello.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
trythisathome
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 03:16
Hello really old.



Thanks all for the warm welcome. I have posted a few news snippets.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 17:08
Interesting picture. How about you extend one of those hands in friendship and shake my hand?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 Jul 07 23:03
*Waves right hand in the air*.
Just for you.

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 16 Jul 07 04:54
Are you a boy or a girl sheep? I'm sorry my eyesight isn't as good as it use to be.

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 16 Jul 07 11:10
LOL!!!!!!!!!

Very Funny!!!

Le Fete--Le Funny!

M&S:)

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 16 Jul 07 14:05
Well I'm pickier about my sheep these days too. I prefer girl sheep, pays to check on these things first.

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Jul 07 15:05
Dad blammit! You start talking sheep and you're gonna get Cal all riled up again!



Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 16 Jul 07 15:32
Well wait til he sees that new avatar of TRYTHISATHOME, he's gonng think his sheep or sister escaped from his bedroom!

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Posted: 16 Jul 07 15:45
Nay . . I think the new avatar drove ol' Cal over the edge maybe. When he recovers sufficiently I'm pretty sure ol' Cal will offer to TRADE in his sheep or sister for TRITHISATHOME I would just imagine.

I notice ol' Cal hasn't been able to submit a single story since the 11th - about the time TRITHISATHOME's new avatar first appeared. Coincidence?

I think not!

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Posted: 1 Aug 07 21:52
Hello, Im new as well

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Posted: 1 Aug 07 21:57

Quote: kella
Hello, Im new as well


HELLO kella.

Welcome aboard.

Got a story in you somewhere?

Jalapenoman's $100 advice to new writers = highly recommended.

Gnarly Erik's plagiarised version: also a masterpiece but a helluva lot cheaper.

The legendary 50 cent edition available on request.

qm

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trythisathome
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Posted: 3 Aug 07 14:19
I am both male & female.
Thought I would share that info with you all.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 3 Aug 07 16:29
Wow! Our first hermaphrodite! Cal's sister is really gonna wanna try you out!

Your picture looks good as is...so please don't move the camera down south. We'd rather keep you a woman and fantasize about the pic.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

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