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trythisathome Writer Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I am all brand new. Still have the wrapper on.
I have lurked here for ages. Ready to say hi now so HI. |
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Cal Jennings Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Echo...
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Echo...Echo... Hi!.....Hi!..... |
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Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
If you are brand new, welcome.
If you are brand "spankin'" new, see Cal. He's the one in charge of that stuff. |
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Fergus McCarthy Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
------------------------------------------------------- Who've ya lurked at? Dont lurk at Cal, he'll put the suit on Ferg |
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trythisathome Writer Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Hi guys.
Thanks for the warm welcome. I lurk at anything. I am not a fussy lurker. I dribble a fair bit too. xx |
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Gnarly Erik Gnarly Dude Location: Alaska, USA Registered: 16 Oct 06 Forum Profile Website
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If you dribble a fair bit, you might talk to Cal about his sister or Momma. They both dribble too I understand, not to mention Cal himself. No telling what you might get going there - but, fair warning: Cal can be a bit on the jealous side. Goes with the superman suit I think. Welcome! Gnarly |
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Buck E Filbert Writer Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Lurkers are usually demented, that's a good thing, as long as you can avoid prosecution and restraining orders.
BEf vagina |
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Moose&Squirell Writer Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I have lurked here for ages.
Ready to say hi now so HI. ...that explains the smell. Don't just stand there, slap on some after shave and get to spoofin'! You haven't written a damn thing. Let's hope your writing don't stink! M&S:) |
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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Glad you said lurker and not lurcher.
Got a story to write? |
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Cal Jennings Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Does somebuddy here need uh spakin'? Hot damn! We got us a bona-fide rookie. Sumone bring me mah electric paddle! Since yer a newbie, ah guess ah'd better warn ya' about mah sistur. She's all MINE on weekends. Yu'll havta' find sum weekday ta' sleep with her. Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I am real old. Hello. |
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trythisathome Writer Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Hello really old.
Thanks all for the warm welcome. I have posted a few news snippets. |
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Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
Interesting picture. How about you extend one of those hands in friendship and shake my hand?
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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trythisathome Writer Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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*Waves right hand in the air*.
Just for you. |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are you a boy or a girl sheep? I'm sorry my eyesight isn't as good as it use to be.
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Moose&Squirell Writer Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
Very Funny!!! Le Fete--Le Funny! M&S:) |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well I'm pickier about my sheep these days too. I prefer girl sheep, pays to check on these things first.
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Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
Dad blammit! You start talking sheep and you're gonna get Cal all riled up again!
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well wait til he sees that new avatar of TRYTHISATHOME, he's gonng think his sheep or sister escaped from his bedroom!
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Gnarly Erik Gnarly Dude Location: Alaska, USA Registered: 16 Oct 06 Forum Profile Website
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Nay . . I think the new avatar drove ol' Cal over the edge maybe. When he recovers sufficiently I'm pretty sure ol' Cal will offer to TRADE in his sheep or sister for TRITHISATHOME I would just imagine.
I notice ol' Cal hasn't been able to submit a single story since the 11th - about the time TRITHISATHOME's new avatar first appeared. Coincidence? I think not! Gnarly |
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kella Forum User Registered: 1 Aug 07 Forum Profile |
Hello, Im new as well
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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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HELLO kella. Welcome aboard. Got a story in you somewhere? Jalapenoman's $100 advice to new writers = highly recommended. Gnarly Erik's plagiarised version: also a masterpiece but a helluva lot cheaper. The legendary 50 cent edition available on request. qm |
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trythisathome Writer Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I am both male & female.
Thought I would share that info with you all. |
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Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
Wow! Our first hermaphrodite! Cal's sister is really gonna wanna try you out!
Your picture looks good as is...so please don't move the camera down south. We'd rather keep you a woman and fantasize about the pic. |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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