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geral sosbee
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Posted: 29 Jun 07 18:49
Please advise your readers that the cost to our country of the covert, criminal and unconstitutional (not to mention immoral and despicable) operations of the fbi and the cia are paid for in terms of the sufferings and deaths of our own Americans and of our Brothers and Sisters abroad.These ' intelligence' low lifes parade about in the colors of the American flag, but undermine our stated values and precepts at every turn. They are in actuality traitors.

Further:
"The traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation...he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. "
Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman orator, statesman 42 B.C.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 29 Jun 07 19:25
Why dont you actually go and do something if you believe so fervently in all this?

Campaign. Do something.

Appealing to everyone on a spoof website is'nt the brightest thing to do.

Very few people believe the stuff we write.

The clue is in the websites name.

But hey!! Good luck cyberhero crime fighter, I'm sure you'll change every thing over there in America, you can do it.

Now you've got the hang of pasting why dont you get a real job hanging real wallpaper.



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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 30 Jun 07 00:57
Wow, I didn't know Cicero spoke English? I thought he spoke in Romanese or sumthin!

Actually, I personally do not want to be saved by conspiracy nuts like this one. I know the truth: skull and bones runs this country, Hillary is an alien masquerading as a human being, LBJ killed JFK, and the alien autopsy film is real (that's what they told me when I went to Roswell!).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Cal Jennings
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Posted: 30 Jun 07 22:56
I confess! I CONFESS!!! I work for the FBI! I work for the CIA! I killed JFK! I killed Martin Luther King Jr. I killed Lee Harvey Oswald! I killed Malcolm X! I killed John Lennon! I killed the Constitution and the Bill of Rights! I killed Abraham Lincoln. I killed Julius Caesar! I killed Ron Paul... whoops! I haven't done that one yet.

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carina-eta
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 09:10
OMG!! What about Cock Robin, did u do that one too, thats always been a mystery over here!!

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
Shaun Ferguson
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 17:34
"geral sosbee" doesn't fool me. His real name is Jimmy Carter.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 17:40
Looks like another anagram to me. I get, without the benefit it the Queen's program:

Large Obese S

Hmmmm....someone large and fat with an "S".

Must be Cal or his sister.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Cal Jennings
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 20:44

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OMG!! What about Cock Robin, did u do that one too, thats always been a mystery over here!!


Sorry. I can't reveal that one. It's classified as Triple Top Secret.

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 21:30
Triple Top Secret? (with capital letters, even)

Is that anything like "Double Secret Probabion?"

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
queen mudder
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 21:33 - Edited By: queen mudder, 2 Jul 07 21:33
Must be w-a-n-k-e-r-s week on ther Spoof again.

Where DO they all come from?

Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 21:43
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Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
queen mudder
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Posted: 2 Jul 07 21:51

Quote: Jalapenoman
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Thank god not

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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 3 Jul 07 05:57

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Ja mon! A TOga party sounds SO NICe. Me haven't had one in Years!

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