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geral sosbee Registered: 29 Jun 07 |
Please advise your readers that the cost to our country of the covert, criminal and unconstitutional (not to mention immoral and despicable) operations of the fbi and the cia are paid for in terms of the sufferings and deaths of our own Americans and of our Brothers and Sisters abroad.These ' intelligence' low lifes parade about in the colors of the American flag, but undermine our stated values and precepts at every turn. They are in actuality traitors.
Further: "The traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation...he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. " Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman orator, statesman 42 B.C. |
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
Why dont you actually go and do something if you believe so fervently in all this?
Campaign. Do something. Appealing to everyone on a spoof website is'nt the brightest thing to do. Very few people believe the stuff we write. The clue is in the websites name. But hey!! Good luck cyberhero crime fighter, I'm sure you'll change every thing over there in America, you can do it. Now you've got the hang of pasting why dont you get a real job hanging real wallpaper. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Wow, I didn't know Cicero spoke English? I thought he spoke in Romanese or sumthin!
Actually, I personally do not want to be saved by conspiracy nuts like this one. I know the truth: skull and bones runs this country, Hillary is an alien masquerading as a human being, LBJ killed JFK, and the alien autopsy film is real (that's what they told me when I went to Roswell!). |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
I confess! I CONFESS!!! I work for the FBI! I work for the CIA! I killed JFK! I killed Martin Luther King Jr. I killed Lee Harvey Oswald! I killed Malcolm X! I killed John Lennon! I killed the Constitution and the Bill of Rights! I killed Abraham Lincoln. I killed Julius Caesar! I killed Ron Paul... whoops! I haven't done that one yet.
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carina-eta Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 |
OMG!! What about Cock Robin, did u do that one too, thats always been a mystery over here!!
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Shaun Ferguson Location: Outside the box Registered: 8 Jun 07 |
"geral sosbee" doesn't fool me. His real name is Jimmy Carter.
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Looks like another anagram to me. I get, without the benefit it the Queen's program:
Large Obese S Hmmmm....someone large and fat with an "S". Must be Cal or his sister. |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
Sorry. I can't reveal that one. It's classified as Triple Top Secret. Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Triple Top Secret? (with capital letters, even)
Is that anything like "Double Secret Probabion?" |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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queen mudder Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 |
Must be w-a-n-k-e-r-s week on ther Spoof again.
Where DO they all come from? |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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queen mudder Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 |
Thank god not Togo! Togo! Togo! Togo! Togo! etc |
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
Ja mon! A TOga party sounds SO NICe. Me haven't had one in Years! Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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