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Heewack
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Posted: 26 Jul 07 15:24

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I have heard that the guys who run this site are about sell out to Google for a trillion dollars.

What makes you write for free?


I'm just waiting for The Onion to hire me.

Heewack
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Posted: 28 Jul 07 02:22

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Quote: Shaun Ferguson

I have heard that the guys who run this site are about sell out to Google for a trillion dollars.

What makes you write for free?


I'm just waiting for The Onion to hire me.


Not really.

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Posted: 28 Jul 07 02:55 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 28 Jul 07 02:56
Hee Haw guy,

Didn't you hear! They did ask if you were still looking for work. With a name like yours, however, we thought you were probably out diddling Cal's sister and the rest of the farm animals and just forgot to mail in the acceptance letter.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

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