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Posted: 10 Jun 07 10:56
I have learned after a deep soul-searching session that we shouldn't be asking Mark to lock out Dattaswami. To acheive our own deep nirvana of inner strength we need to get rid of the sad twat ourselves.
Basically, Anal Anthony is posting on a forum rather than meditatng in his own bedroom, quietly, by himself.. he therefore is seeking something else, in my humble opinion, he's probably seeking a reaction. And we are giving him that. we are feeding his misplaced guidance. The solution; we ignore him, no matter how annoyed we are. If no one responds to his posts they will quickly disappear down the food chain and we can help that to happen by posting other topics too.
It's a simple, effective solution and one that we can use on others like Dattaswami too if we ever come across them in the future.
Amen, Awen, Peace to all and thanks to Fergus' dad.

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Posted: 10 Jun 07 14:31 - Edited By: queen mudder, 10 Jun 07 14:33
General Discussion Forum has become a breeding ground for spam.

Any old non-Spoof posting contributor seems to be able to use it to foist their insecurities/money-making superstitious twaddle on to the site.

Maybe Spoof posting rules need some tweaking so that we don't get this mind-crap stuff from sources who have never actually posted a proper Spoof story.

Like your nirvana idea, Carina-Eta, of "Ignorance is Bliss".

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Posted: 10 Jun 07 15:33
I think Dattswanni has potential and perhaps could help the likes of Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears. Actually his writing is quite humorous, and since not many write longer articles, his messages should just be given titles and stuck in as Editorials.

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Posted: 10 Jun 07 16:32
I don't think he can write, I think he can "copy and paste."

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Posted: 11 Jun 07 03:01
Yes, but he does it so well!!

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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 11 Jun 07 03:08
I can't figure out why he took so long to reach Nirvana. I achieved it years ago and now I live in a constant state of it. Some people are just slower than others, I guess.

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Posted: 11 Jun 07 08:19

Quote: Cal Jennings

I can't figure out why he took so long to reach Nirvana. I achieved it years ago and now I live in a constant state of it. Some people are just slower than others, I guess.

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Oh well, whatever, never mind.

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Posted: 11 Jun 07 17:07
grrrr-Ive just seen rudigers pepsi or coke post- I might have to go and meditate again to re-achieve the calm of nirvana- it's rapidly escaping me.

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Posted: 11 Jun 07 17:20
might start a new topic;
dattaswami or ruddiger121?
anyone? anyone?? (echo... echo....tumbleweed...echo)

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 09:41 - Edited By: Cal Jennings, 12 Jun 07 09:42
The closest you can get to Nirvana artificially is some really good hydro!

(Cal-el flys off into the night smoking the tumbleweed.)

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 12:15
I never meant to GIVE you that tumbleweed!!
If I had realised it was smokeable I would have had it myself!
I may be naive but I don't know what hydro is?

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 19:34

Quote: carina-eta

I never meant to GIVE you that tumbleweed!!
If I had realised it was smokeable I would have had it myself!
I may be naive but I don't know what hydro is?
I'm not sure, and don't quote me on this, but I've heard 'Hydro' is something they do only in West Virginia and involves rectal enemas. I've heard is usually involves someone's sister.

Right Cal?





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Posted: 12 Jun 07 20:22
aaah yes- hydro- from the Greek meaning water- that stuff my skin is always very short of.
Sure pulls holes ( pardon the reference to rectal anenemas there) in the fascinating coke/pepsi debate going on, doesn't it?
Actually wouldn't a rectal anenemone be more fun than a rectal anenema in some quarters?


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Posted: 12 Jun 07 20:25

Quote: Gnarly Erik

and don't quote me on this, but I've heard 'Hydro' is something they do only in West Virginia and involves rectal enemas. I've heard is usually involves someone's sister.

Right Cal?


Hydro also reefers to water. Kin ya' eemagin somewon dreenkin that godawful stuff what ya' use ta' put up yer sister's BEE-hind? I sticks ta' white litnin' mahself.

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 20:55
Ah dang rated your bee-oot-iful story- oh mi god- I just spoke in your dialect!! - this must mean I too have achieved Nirvana and can speak in all tongues simultaneously.

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 21:02
Now yoo IS mah sistur, sister Carina! Let's have sex! lol

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Posted: 12 Jun 07 21:15
As theres a whole continent and vast amounts of hydro between us we will just have to achieve nirvana together mentally...boy, that was sooo quick, Cal!!!

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Posted: 13 Jun 07 08:40

Quote: carina-eta

mentally...boy, that was sooo quick, Cal!!!


Yup. Sorry 'bout thet. That happuns sumtimes when yuh git older.

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Posted: 13 Jun 07 23:11
Interesting this internatioanl dialect thing.. In USA the elderly "git older". In the UK the elderly become " older gits."

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Posted: 14 Jun 07 01:57

Quote: carina-eta

Interesting this internatioanl dialect thing.. In USA the elderly "git older". In the UK the elderly become " older gits."


When I first met my writer friend from the U.K, we discussed a few of the differences in dialect, though most of what I learned had come from Beatle albums.

You dum Englush peeple what invaded are cuntry (damn terrurists) call a ranecote a Mac. Everbody knows a Mac is a cheezeburgur. You stupid Limeyz call ordenaree buses Lorryz. Everone knowz Lorry is thuh name uh mah gurlfreend. (Mah cuzin on mah bruther's side) Damn ya' cum frum Englund and ya' doezn't even know how to speek Englush.

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Posted: 14 Jun 07 02:31 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 14 Jun 07 02:32
Cal, we promise not to tell your girlfriend about your sister (unless it's the same girl) if you'll quit pokin' fun at them snooty brits. They might get upset at your insults, make it personal, and let the cat out of the bag (not the siamese, the info on your girlfriend and your sister).

Oops, I guess you forgot that a Mac was a truck too!

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Posted: 14 Jun 07 09:18
hmm.. you say tomato, i say ketchup.

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Posted: 14 Jun 07 23:59

Quote: Jalapenoman
Oops, I guess you forgot that a Mac was a truck too!


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