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dattaswami
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Posted: 9 Jun 07 19:04
Spiritual Solution for Tensions and Anxiety

Realisation and repeated memorization of the true knowledge is the only one solution for this problem. The ignorance is responsible for all the anxiety and tensions. One should know that every one has climbed the time (Kala), which is the running train. Death is the station at which one has to get down. Then every one should face the Lord for the enquiry.

After the enquiry one will get either permanent happiness or permanent misery. The journey of this train to that station is the human life, which is only a fraction of second when it is compared to the infinite stream of time set up from the beginning of the creation. To think that the life is very long itself is ignorance. Every one is sitting in a closed compartment and realisation of the truth is the window through which every one should peep to find the infinite time stream. Only on such comparison the human life becomes a small fraction of a second. When the realization is absent and when there is no comparison the lifetime appears to be very long. First one should cross this illusion of time. Similarly, the illusion of the place. The earth looks very large under the ignorance.

But if one realises the infinite space of this universe the entire earth is a small fraction of a pinhead. Similarly one gets a comfortable seat and sits on it thinking that he is settled in the life. Another person is moving in the compartment in search of a comfortable seat and according to him he is not settled. But when both these people look out through the window, which is realisation of truth, then both realise that both are moving. Similarly one thinks that his co-passengers are his close relatives and is worried about them. But they get down at their respective stations and do not remember this fellow at all. Nobody remembers their relatives of his previous birth. If one realises that the so-called close relatives like parents, wife, children etc., are only the co-passengers who get down at their stations, he will not have any tension or anxiety about them. He does his duties without these two. Similarly when one thinks that he is his body itself, he feels that diseases damage him.

But if one realises that this body is only a dramatic dress needed for his role in the present drama, he is not worried about the damage of the body. He feels that as if his shirt is damaged. During the journey in the train one must constantly think about the interview and prepare for it. In such case he gets permanent happiness after the enquiry even though he is traveling in a comfortless third class compartment. If one forgets the interview and is attracted by the factors in the closed compartment, he is going to get permanent misery even if he travels by a first class compartment.

Thus, something is good according to the ignorant people and that is bad according to the realised scholars. This world is full of ignorant people and only very few realised scholars are present. Therefore the behaviour of a realised soul is criticized and mocked by the large public. But all the souls will realise the truth after the death when they face the enquiry. But it becomes too late by that time and nothing can be rectified. Thus, a realised scholar never cares for the public and proceeds in the true path decided by the true realisation. Only such true knowledge can remove the tensions and anxiety. The path of devotion can make you forget the pain temporarily for some time. It cannot remove the pain and anxiety on a permanent basis. No other methods like rituals, worships, etc., can solve this problem except the frequent memorization of the true knowledge. True knowledge is the comprehensive outlook of the whole situation i.e., realised by looking through the window of the train. Ignorance is the limited look inside the closed compartment, which is related to the comforts of seats and the bonds of co-passengers.


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Posted: 10 Jun 07 02:05
I always thought sex was the best solution for tension, anxiety, and stress.

I think Cal and his sister would agree.

(We all know where Buck sits on this one too)

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Posted: 10 Jun 07 02:49
I don't need no stinking release from pressure and anxiety, I thrive on it! It takes my blood pressure soaring to record heights, far beyond the Himalaya mountain tops where Dotts Wanni apparently dipped a few too many times in the hash and lost most of his brain cells. Sex! Sex! and more Sex! is the answer and maybe another story or two about Paris Hilton!! Save us not Dotts, save yourself and your Spam for brain ideas. Mollusks have better and more meaningful lives than you!

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Posted: 10 Jun 07 04:15
What the f*ck is this guy talking about?

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Posted: 20 Jun 07 10:06
First, I contemplate on my navel... then I get a Q-tip and clean it out.

The way ah releases muh hostility is ta shoot me uh couple o' dem Libocrats!

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Posted: 20 Jun 07 17:23

Quote: dattaswami

Spiritual Solution for Tensions and Anxiety



Prunes works for most...

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Posted: 20 Jun 07 17:47 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 20 Jun 07 17:48
Speaking as an ignorant person, and in total agreement with Jean La Fete, I don't need no stinking releases either. I get any more released and I'll be flat on my back, snoring my life away!

Just lucky I guess being so ignorant nothing troubles me - and whenever there should be a passing cloud, why absolutely, sex IS THE ANSWER like the Peenyman says!

Anybody for a smoked kipper?

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Posted: 23 Jun 07 05:18
No, but you can smoke mah... aw, nevermind. lol

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Posted: 24 Jun 07 05:54 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 24 Jun 07 05:54

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No, but you can smoke mah... aw, nevermind. lol
Is yer Mah on fire - or is she helping mine stoke the fires o' Hell?

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Posted: 25 Jun 07 08:37
She's stokin' the fires of hell, but doesn't even realize it. She's a loyal Bush supporter.

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Posted: 25 Jun 07 11:50
Such can be the fate of those with gargantuan but misguided motivation cooupled with lilliputian, non-questioning intellect.

Remember Political Rule #1: "QUESTION EVERY DAMNED THING YOU HEAR, SEE OR READ!"

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Posted: 25 Jun 07 16:34

Quote: Gnarly Erik



Remember Political Rule #1: "QUESTION EVERY DAMNED THING YOU HEAR, SEE OR READ!"




I was always told that political rule number one was "Never get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl."

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 25 Jun 07 17:50 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 25 Jun 07 23:39

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Remember Political Rule #1: "QUESTION EVERY DAMNED THING YOU HEAR, SEE OR READ!"




I was always told that political rule number one was "Never get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl."
That's the number one political rule for REPUBLICAN politicians.

The #1 political rule for DEMOCRATS is: 'HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE SCREWING AROUND AS LONG AS IT'S ALL IN FUN?

'QUESTION EVERY DAMNED THING YOU HEAR, SEE OR READ!is the #1 political rule for everyone else.

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Posted: 25 Jun 07 20:39
At least the Democrats are honest about it. The Republican Neocons are just hypocrites. Another way to put it is, don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

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