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carina-eta
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Posted: 16 Jun 07 11:09
The trouble with reading Jalapenomans post is it invariably makes me slobber and I have to go and eat!
Im off to MacDonalds to demand my barbequed goat and cows heads!!

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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 16 Jun 07 21:15
I hear you Carina. After reading these posts, my wife and I had to take a trip to McDonalds to see what we had been missing. Ummmm. Grease.

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Posted: 16 Jun 07 21:45
Can Jalapenoman actually start posting recipes? It all sounds so delicious, chicken coated in bitter chocolate sauce- that appeals to me, it sounds like a lot of women I know.

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Posted: 16 Jun 07 22:58
Why is all the fuss about unhealthy food directed at McD's? They are good for a laugh but not the lone culprit.

I think the crap peddled by many of our supermarkets, especially in pre-packed meals, is a major contributor to obesity and heart disease.

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Posted: 17 Jun 07 02:49
Cal, I've made both corn and flour, but can never seem to get my corn tortillas to roll out flat enough (flour are much easier).

I actually had gorditas, arroz (rice), and refritos (refried beans) for lunch today! Eat your hearts out, gringos!

Yo soy un gringo tambien, pero yo puede hablar, leer, comprender, y escribir poquito espanol.

(I'm a white boy too, but I can speak, read, understand, and write a little Spanish.)

I wonder if Mark's swearing blocker would cut out the words puta, pendejo, pinche gringo, or chinga tu madre? (Yes, you now all know how to cuss in Spanish, and for a nominal fee of $100 I can tell you what all those words mean!)

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
carina-eta
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Posted: 17 Jun 07 08:56
I dont need to know what they mean, Im just gonna use them anyway!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 17 Jun 07 08:59
Plus Shauns right,
having been adamant that my kids couldnt have sugar coated cereal every morning, instead giving them plain cereal, I now find out that the plain cereal is just as sugar coated but with salt added on top to make it seems less sugary and more healthy. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 17 Jun 07 18:35
Je ne parlez Espanol pas. I DO know the cuss words, though, like any good Texan would! lol

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