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Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 5 Jun 07 18:20 - Edited By: Gnarly Erik, 5 Jun 07 18:21
There's a couple of myths around about walking on water.

First we're told about someone named 'Jesus';

Then we're told there was someone else named 'the apostle Peter' too.

But those seem to be just folkloric myths handed down over the centuries.

Well, at last I have some photographic proof: Someone named 'Jose':walk on water

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Posted: 5 Jun 07 18:53 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 5 Jun 07 18:54
Jesus went fishing with Muhammed and Buddha. While they were sitting out on the boat, they ran out of beer. Jesus stood up, walked across the water to the shore, picked up a couple of six packs, an walked back across the lake to the boat.

As he was doing this, Buddha continued his fishing without a second thought, but Muhammed was amazed at the spectacle.

A few minutes later, they found that they were out of worms. Buddha got up, walked across the water, went into the bait shot, bought some night crawlers, walked back across the water, and got back into the boat.

Muhammed stared in shock at the sight while Jesus just kept on fishing.

After a while, they noticed that the beer was getting warm as the ice in the ice chest was all melted. Muhammed swallowed hard, looked at the others, and said "I'll go this time."

With trembling and fear, he stepped out of the boat and sunk straight to the bottom.

Buddha looked at Jesus and asked, "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"

Jesus looked back at Buddha with a questioning look and asked "What rocks?"

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

 
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