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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 25 May 07 03:23
Has this crazy group ever gotten together? Seems like it could be fun excuse for a writers conference somewhere.

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Posted: 25 May 07 03:26
Okay would somebody kindly replace the multiple additions of this new thread?! I swear I don't know what happened!!

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Posted: 25 May 07 14:57
Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll meet you at the corner near the grocery store on Saturday.

Half past one sharp. Don't be late. You won't get a second chance, Jean.

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Posted: 25 May 07 15:05
When the Prez was still on here, he invited us all to come to his ranch for a bbq and conference (I was supposed to bring the potato salad).

Sadly, since we live all over the world, nothing ever came of it.

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Posted: 25 May 07 15:30
I know a nice pub!

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Posted: 25 May 07 17:43
I know a nice girl, but that's another story!

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Posted: 25 May 07 19:10
It could be done.

New York or Boston would be fairly central but myself, Gnarly and the QM might be burned as heretics.

Which we probably are.

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Posted: 25 May 07 21:04
In Boston, you would actually be a hero (they have this Irish fascination there) and lots of people would try to buy you a beer.

However, in Boston I would be a hick....Cal would be less than a hick....Gnarly would be an eskimo....Buck would be arrested....they would look down their nose at the Queen....King David would be merely ignored (a teacher, but not at Harvard or BC), M&S would probably be shipped of for research at a drug company, ...and they'd pass a law to make Mark cut his mustache.

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Posted: 25 May 07 21:04

Quote: Monkey Woods

I know a nice girl, but that's another story!


Leave Cal's sister out of this when he's not here to defend her honor!

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Posted: 25 May 07 21:52

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods

I know a nice girl, but that's another story!


Leave Cal's sister out of this when he's not here to defend her honor!
I know a bad girl, an' it may sound like it, but it is NOT Cal's sister. He's got dibs on her, and no telling what else.

I've known a few nice girls in the past, but if I still do, they're not that nice anymore.

Whoo Hoo!

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Posted: 25 May 07 23:26

Quote: Jalapenoman

In Boston, you would actually be a hero (they have this Irish fascination there) and lots of people would try to buy you a beer.

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Boston it is then JPM, Let me know the dates and I'll book the ticket.

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Posted: 25 May 07 23:50 - Edited By: queen mudder, 26 May 07 00:00

Quote: Jalapenoman
they would look down their nose at the Queen


My mom was 1/4 Sioux making me 1/8.
Nobody gonna look down no nose on that.

What's Boston got anyway?

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Posted: 26 May 07 00:08
Free beer, Tea, Yeah sorry about that! And,.....

Every body knows your name.......
And you always glad you came,

Cheers

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Posted: 26 May 07 03:14
They throw some pretty rowdy tea parties in Boston, wasn'the show "Cheers" based on a bar there?

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Posted: 26 May 07 16:43
It's not Cal's sister.

I don't think so anyway.

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Posted: 31 May 07 15:04
Darn guys. Kain't ya' pick on sumwon else's sistur? Mah sistur's gittin tared as it is wit all you fellers and ladies knockin' on her door. Hell, we ain't got as much time fer freaky sex as we used to.

Hmmm... with a group like ours, perhaps we should meet in Vegas or the White House. Those are the only two places a group like ours could get away with it.

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Posted: 1 Jun 07 12:05
I said I didn't think it was your sister.

She's a lot older. Could it be your mum?

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Posted: 1 Jun 07 15:09
I think everyone should meet separately first, wherever. Oh and me name isn't really Jean, its John. Jean is just a pen name.

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Posted: 1 Jun 07 19:49
No way Jean(John),

You dont want to be left alone with any of these head the balls.

Cal might git tu missin his sistuh, yew no whit am sayin

Safety in numbers that's what I say.

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Posted: 2 Jun 07 10:27

Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oh and me name isn't really Jean, its John. Jean is just a pen name.


My real name isn't....aww... just forget it!

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Posted: 2 Jun 07 21:08

Quote: Jean Le Fete

I think everyone should meet separately first, wherever. Oh and me name isn't really Jean, its John. Jean is just a pen name.


So if you're Jean when your in the pen with the sheep, what is it when you're in the barn with the cows?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 3 Jun 07 13:38
Who cares, long as they wear lip gloss...

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Posted: 3 Jun 07 22:19
My real name IS Cal Jennings. Well, Calvin if ya' wanna' git picky about it. Just like Calvin Klein. Ain't that nifty? ...but I don't really sleep with my sister. My wife wouldn't have it.

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Posted: 4 Jun 07 13:52
Glad to here your married Cal. I'm married too and no it is not a cow with lip gloss and my name isn't John its James, but that could always change again.

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