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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
Has this crazy group ever gotten together? Seems like it could be fun excuse for a writers conference somewhere.
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
Okay would somebody kindly replace the multiple additions of this new thread?! I swear I don't know what happened!!
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll meet you at the corner near the grocery store on Saturday.
Half past one sharp. Don't be late. You won't get a second chance, Jean. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
When the Prez was still on here, he invited us all to come to his ranch for a bbq and conference (I was supposed to bring the potato salad).
Sadly, since we live all over the world, nothing ever came of it. |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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matthatt Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 |
I know a nice pub!
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
I know a nice girl, but that's another story!
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
It could be done.
New York or Boston would be fairly central but myself, Gnarly and the QM might be burned as heretics. Which we probably are. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
In Boston, you would actually be a hero (they have this Irish fascination there) and lots of people would try to buy you a beer.
However, in Boston I would be a hick....Cal would be less than a hick....Gnarly would be an eskimo....Buck would be arrested....they would look down their nose at the Queen....King David would be merely ignored (a teacher, but not at Harvard or BC), M&S would probably be shipped of for research at a drug company, ...and they'd pass a law to make Mark cut his mustache. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Leave Cal's sister out of this when he's not here to defend her honor! |
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Gnarly Erik Location: Alaska, USA Registered: 16 Oct 06 |
I know a bad girl, an' it may sound like it, but it is NOT Cal's sister. He's got dibs on her, and no telling what else. I've known a few nice girls in the past, but if I still do, they're not that nice anymore. Whoo Hoo! Gnarly |
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
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queen mudder Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 |
My mom was 1/4 Sioux making me 1/8. Nobody gonna look down no nose on that. What's Boston got anyway? |
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
Free beer, Tea, Yeah sorry about that! And,.....
Every body knows your name....... And you always glad you came, Cheers Ferg |
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
They throw some pretty rowdy tea parties in Boston, wasn'the show "Cheers" based on a bar there?
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
It's not Cal's sister.
I don't think so anyway. |
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
Darn guys. Kain't ya' pick on sumwon else's sistur? Mah sistur's gittin tared as it is wit all you fellers and ladies knockin' on her door. Hell, we ain't got as much time fer freaky sex as we used to.
Hmmm... with a group like ours, perhaps we should meet in Vegas or the White House. Those are the only two places a group like ours could get away with it. Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
I said I didn't think it was your sister.
She's a lot older. Could it be your mum? |
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
I think everyone should meet separately first, wherever. Oh and me name isn't really Jean, its John. Jean is just a pen name.
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
No way Jean(John),
You dont want to be left alone with any of these head the balls. Cal might git tu missin his sistuh, yew no whit am sayin Safety in numbers that's what I say. Fergus |
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
My real name isn't....aww... just forget it! |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
So if you're Jean when your in the pen with the sheep, what is it when you're in the barn with the cows? |
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
Who cares, long as they wear lip gloss...
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
My real name IS Cal Jennings. Well, Calvin if ya' wanna' git picky about it. Just like Calvin Klein. Ain't that nifty? ...but I don't really sleep with my sister. My wife wouldn't have it.
Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
Glad to here your married Cal. I'm married too and no it is not a cow with lip gloss and my name isn't John its James, but that could always change again.
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