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Paris Hilton's Skull Site of Dense Black Hole - Hawking
Written by Sal Manella, 18 May 2007
Stephen Hawking, the amazingly brilliant Briton, who is Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, author of several outstanding books, and arguably the most intelligent person on the planet, announced yesterday that he theorizes that hotel heiress Paris Hilton's skull is the sight of an extraordinarily dense black hole.

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Paris Hilton's Skull Site of Dense Black Hole - Hawking
Written by Sal Manella, 18 May 2007
Stephen Hawking, the amazingly brilliant Briton, who is Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, author of several outstanding books, and arguably the most intelligent person on the planet, announced yesterday that he theorizes that hotel heiress Paris Hilton's skull is the sight of an extraordinarily dense black hole.

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Well, smarty pants, It's a bit of a stretch, but I do believe it could go either way, especially in satire.

No disrespect, but think about it. Some folks think Hilton's skull would surely be a sight to behold if shaved like Britney's.

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