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Nae bother Ms Rios. In fact I'm enjoying your musical selections immensely.

Only we wouldn't want to lead our vulnerable and more feeble-minded members - such as young Cliveypops Dee - astray now, would we?

Not to mention casual members of the public who, having access to this forum and watched one of your recommended videos, might mistake these hallowed boards as a front for hispanic knocking-shop grumble. (Albeit vanilla-scented)



Now, here's a song for all the family...

Pinxit, you strap-on splinter of warped pine..

I never EVER listen to fuckwit posted links.

But I listened to that. On account of you takin' the trouble to rite a few illiterate words by way of an introduction (take a tip Ms Rios)..

The music was shit..

But it was clever, quite rude and made me smile.

VOMIT..

Ta..

Edna

You see the type of cyber bullying I have to withstand in this khazi Dona Maria?

If he's not calling me thick he's banging the bog door into me back down the drinker and making me splash me boots

Entao Dona Maria. A senhora e Portugesa talvez?

^^^^ Go easy on him, he is a bit feeble-minded. Bless... ^^^^

Here's the latter day Tom Lehrer and some fantastic animation.

I suggest you listen carefully - or better still - search out the lyrics.

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Ah sim Dona Maria. Eu compreendo. Mas a senhora fala Portuges muito bem nao fala?

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Quote: Maria Rios

Nao senhor so falo um pouquinho, so poucas palavras.

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Quote: Clive Danton

Ah sim Dona Maria. Eu compreendo. Mas a senhora fala Portuges muito bem nao fala?

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Ah muito bem bonita. Nesse caso, da me um beijinho!

Ah, a woman of taste!

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Quote: Maria Rios

Erskin, the second song 'Renata Scotto. Signore ascolta! Turandot. G. Puccini.' is beautiful.

That's the second song of yours I've downloaded, the first being 'Little Dragon - Twice.'

Thank you for the introduction.

x

Just listened to the one you posted, Lynton...that made me laugh. Priceless.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Proper singin:

Maria Callas

Renata Scotto

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Quote: Maria Rios

E ousado demais!! Va se embora!

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Ah muito bem bonita. Nesse caso, da me um beijinho!

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Ah well, you cant blame a poor London boy for tryin' pretty lady

E agora, para ti bonita........uma fadista muita bela.

Diverta senhora x

Fado para a senhora

^^^^ Awwww. Bless. Cristiano Ronaldo next. No one's safe. ^^^^

Oo-er. First EQ... then CD...

Who's next to fall under the intoxicating spell of the latino siren...

Teehee.

PS GET A ROOM!

Settle down Pinx FFS! I'm just trying to do my bit for international accord son! When I look at all this diabolical turmoil across the globe, such as the slaughter of the innocents in Damascus and people having to live in and around Milton Keynes is it any wonder that I want to reach out across oceans and extend the hand of camaraderie to Jonny, and indeed Jayney foreigner?

PS "Latina" Siren mate. Let's have the gender of the noun agreeing with the adjective here!........or something.

Here's a prime example of Iberian grammatical excellence combined with a dozy tone deaf bint.

Enjoy.....or not as the case may be.

Zigazig ARRRRRRGH!

That Halliwell... she did for Edna W, she did.

Interesting vid. She'd 'ave 'em all fer breakfast and still 'ave room fer a full english...

Obrigado on the grammatical faux pas Senor Cliveypops.

Or summat.

Apologies to Ms Rios too for the gender reassignment. She must already be feeling gutted, what with old Roy Hodgson blanking her from the squad.

Talking of which...

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De nada minha senhora. Muito prazer.

^^^^ It's like watching Michael Caine in "Alfie" ^^^^^

She's no spring chicken Pinxy but she's in luvlee condition!


A Lorra Lorra Laquer

Naaaaaaaah! More of a cut and shut job.

I reckon she's had quite a few shunts and prangs over the years.

Rear-ended a few times as well by the look of it.

I'd have thought you'd have noticed, Cliveypops?

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