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Q4 Are you on telly?

Q5 Are you Barry Manilow's Dentist?

Iain

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Q1) No
Q2) Yes
Q3) No


I'll be back about 4.30 to continue this very exciting game.

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Your late!

Explain yourself.

Q6- Are you a female?

Are you a Muslim woman?

Are you Obama?


Are you Monkey Woods?


Are you Jesus Budda ?


Are you a footballer?


Are you a football manager?


Are you Being served?


Are you a womble? No it's remember you're a womble ( void this one).


Are you going to Scarborough Fair?


Are you going My Way?


Are you Lenny Kravitz?


Are you desperately seeking Susan ?


Are you Madonna?

Do you wear sexy, tight cotton sweaters with nothing underneath and then lean forward across the table as you reach for the empty cup of tea and the plate with a slice of plain cake on it, then accidentally drop some crumbs on the floor and blame it on me then kick the door open and make the unstable table wobble, knocking the artificial plant onto the ground and blame that on me again?

I'm only answering numbered questions. I'm sorry I have to stick rigidly to the rules like that, but I have to uphold certain standards.

Q4) Yes
Q5) No
Q6) No


Come on, 194 to go.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I'm only answering numbered questions. I'm sorry I have to stick rigidly to the rules like that, but I have to uphold certain standards.

Q4) Yes
Q5) No
Q6) No


Come on, 194 to go.

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Q7) Do you wear sexy, tight cotton sweaters with nothing underneath and then lean forward across the table as you reach for the empty cup of tea and the plate with a slice of plain cake on it, then accidentally drop some crumbs on the floor and blame it on me then kick the door open and make the unstable table wobble, knocking the artificial plant onto the ground and blame that on me again?

Q7) No




Not usually, anyway.


That's a No.

Q8 Not sure.

Q9 Undecided.

Q10 What the hell am I playing at?

Answers on a postman.

They're not questions, Skooby. Ask me another. Quick, I'm going to bed early tonight.

8. Are you a human being?

9. If so, are you male?

10. Are you from the Americas?

11. Are you from Europe?

12. Are you a real person (as opposed to a fictional character)?

13. Are there any Moslem women with buses involved?

14. Will this person excite JB if he saw their picture (clothed in a white sweater and bending over)?

Sorry, I have just realised that the correct answer to Question 2, posed by Sir Mark Lowton, should, in fact, have been "No".

Q8 No
Q9 No
Q10 No
Q11 No
Q12 No
Q13 No
Q14 No

I apologise once again for the error, and any inconvenience this may have caused.

Are you something?

Yes.

That doesn't count as one of your questions, as it wasn't numbered.

Are you ON something?

Qi: Are you Stephen Fry?
Q17.4: Do you have hair?
Q -6: Do you own a dog?
Q Pi: Do you live in a castle surrounded by a moat guarded by a panther?
Q99: Is your mobile phone number 07789455879?
Q(b): Are you sure?

Iain

Qi (2) - Are you on Stephen Fry?

Qi: No
Q17.4: Yes
Q -6: Yes
Q Pi: No
Q99: No
Q(b): Yes

Qi (2): No

Q15 - Are you George W. Bush?

Q77........ Do you have an exhaust pipe?

Q21: If two trains depart Piccadilly Station at 2pm one travelling east at 100 miles an hour and one west at 80 miles an hour, then how many men does it take to fill a bathtub?
Q22: What is the Pythagoras theory of the hypotenuse?
Q9: Umberto Eco wrote a book about being stranded in a boat. What was it called?

That's my homework sorted.

Q23: Are you a black American who recently shot to fame during a Presidential Election. If so, are you Shirley Bassey?

Iain

Q15: No
Q77: No
Q21: One
Q22: The square of the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
Q9: The Island Of The Day Before
Q23: No

Sorry, Mark. Delete your post, then I'll remove this comment.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Q22: The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.

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You obviously nicked that off a yank website. No self-respecting Englishman would contract 'right-angled triangle' to 'right triangle'

Q16 Just so I'm straight on this, when you say you're not a human being, that is because you're some other animal right? It's not that you're just inhuman?

Q16) Yes




I'm not even sure that I'm classed as an animal, but let's say I am.