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churchmouse
Writer  Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I fucked a bird in the underground. You can't get much lower than that. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I only fuck birds during an earthquake so they think the Earth moved just for them.
I also live in the most geographically stable country in the world. [insert sad faced smiley here - ed]. Iain |
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just learned that the US Congress passed a law stating pizza is a vegetable.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Never 'effed' a bird in me life. They 'eff' me. Honest. Okay, maybe not...But it does happen occasionally and when it does, it isn't a keyboard fantasy....unlike some I could mention but won't.
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Got crapped on once by a peacock.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What colour are a peacock's eggs?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They're sort of clear, but they show up better if you dye them.
Same goes for peacock sperm. |
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Rebel Not Taken
Writer  Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
mornin peeps.i am shokked and disgustid.
RT if u all agre. lets get trendin..#HELMETS |
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Lynton
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Today's Sunday innit? What am I doin up at this time?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Zackly. Why bother with Sundays? Watching Rachel Allen cooking on the box. Knocks Nigella into a cocked hat. Must go to her cookery school...
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Rebel Not Taken
Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
chillin in chiswick with a case of dom perignon and a jacuzzi full of juicy clunge before watching chelsea lose again..#ifcarlsbergdidsundays
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just finished a spoof about Ashton Kutcher and Carol Vorderman in McDonald's in Dorking. Should be in appro. Hint.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SFO - Son, I'm proud of you. No pulling the wool over your eyes with peacock egg questions. Well done lad! Meet you in the beer aisle at Asda. The drinks are on me! Dad.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Quandary. Chelsea v Liverpool. Who do I shout for?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorted! Come on referee!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hate to say it, but Liverpool are looking really good this season. Dark horse title contenders? I wouldn't bet against it.
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Rebel Not Taken
Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"David Luiz looks like he's being controlled by a 10 year old with a PlayStation console" #greatquotefromgaryneville
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry, dad. Won't be able to make it. I nicked a bottle of cheap vodka Mrs. SFO was (hic) hiding in her coat pocket. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Got up, went to the toilet. went to bed, got up and went to the toilet again. Stayed up
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Lynton
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They say kaolin and morphine is good for that - well the morphine anyway
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good for keeping your shit together. So to speak.
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