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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I think about sex all the time and at times I'm so hot I smoke!
Just thinking about all that gooey cake batter on Madame's hands and the light dusting of flour on her face like a 18th century French aristocrat makes my pecker react like it's listening to the Star Spankled Banner!
Tell me about the jelly donuts please.........And go into graphic details!

BuCK
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I'm sorry Buck, but I don't make donuts (except with my car.)

However, I do make wonderful marshmallows in vanilla, chocolate, peppermint and lemon flavors. I also swirl them with many different colors.

They're stickier and more gooey than cake batter and my face is dusted with powdered suger instead of flour. I think that sounds better, don't you?

There's no holes in them like donuts though. Can't have everything, you know.

Quote: Jaggedone

You have obvious fetish problems, seek advice at www.blackleathershinybootsvenusinfursatthevelvetunderground.cum, good luck
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Your link doesn't work, Jaggedone.

maybe this one would be better:

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JO: I'd appreciate if you'd ask my permission before you go posting my homepage. But thank you for being such a loyal customer!

JB: That site doesn't even exist, you silly boy!!

Besides it's not nice to raise Buck's 'hopes' by making up a site like that.

Funny, yes. But definately not nice.