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Quote: Monkey Woods

You left out Carina. Remember her? Dear, sweet Carina, with her smoking avatar with its psychadelic background. Ah, I miss her, but she broke away, she freed herself from the daily humdrum existence of spoof writing, she climbed out of the sewer and back into the ... well ... another sewer probably.

I love ya, Jesus Budda/Jessburger/Skoob or whatever the flip your name really is.

You wanker
xXx

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I was only referring to the lovely people (and Victor Nicholas) who responded to this stupid thread with 'hilarious' comments.

Carina did not, as I'm sure you are aware, little boy.


So you think I'm Skoob and Jessburger now too, eh?
Dear lord, you must think I'm your twin or something with all these alias malarkey going on!

If I did have an alias, it'd be, hmmm, lemme think...probably Compo out of Last Of The Summer Wine.

Or an English Rab C Nesbitt.

Swine that I am.

As Ever

Skoob

Monkey

Four days on starts Sunday, but I've got a half day for the Villa match. Monday Tuesday Wednesday it's business as usual.
Train at 05:42

Que Sera Sera

Thanks for the kind words.

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

If I did have an alias, it'd be, hmmm, lemme think...probably Compo out of Last Of The Summer Wine.

Or an English Rab C Nesbitt.

Swine that I am.

As Ever

Skoob

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Shut the fuck up, me!!!!!!!

Get out of my head!!! You're driving me crazy!!!!!!


Exclamation marksssssssssssssssssssss

Ah, come on, y'big lummoxes! Should that be lummockses? Or lummocks's, or lummi even? Who knows, or cares? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It's funny, isn't it? Comedy, I mean.

Nah, you're not my twin, JB. I killed and ate my twin in an accident several years ago. It was never solved - except by me, of course. I solved it in an instant.

How come you and Skoob answered within a minute of each other, immediately after I posted?

You've got me worried, you two/one.

You are all so fucked!
Rabbits, that's it! You're all rabbits!
Skoob and J-B are one and the same! Thanks Monkey-Secrets out now!
J-B you are my friend. We must eat toast together and drink vodka made from pure grain!

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Quote: Monkey Woods


How come you and Skoob answered within a minute of each other, immediately after I posted?

You've got me worried, you two/one.

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Dunno.

I have a question:
Has there ever been a surviving Triamese twins? - ya know, three heads and the likes.

Or a Quatranese?
Or a Cinqanese? (?)
Or Decanese twins? - 10 heads, lots of arms and a whle lot of weirdness.

I'm too lazy to look it up.

Yessum!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

You are all so fucked!
Rabbits, that's it! You're all rabbits!
Skoob and J-B are one and the same! Thanks Monkey-Secrets out now!
J-B you are my friend. We must eat toast together and drink vodka made from pure grain!

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I'm a little piece of you too, Buckwheats.
Remember? Remember the experiment?

Neither do I. But someone out there must.


Answer my previous question.

I wonder which of the female writers I am too?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I have a question:
Has there ever been a surviving Triamese twins? - ya know, three heads and the likes.

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No, never, but there have been several sets of surviving parallelograms.

In case you were going to ask.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I wonder which of the female writers I am too?

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Easy! Tiki Murphy!

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Quote: Monkey Woods



No, never, but there have been several sets of surviving parallelograms.

In case you were going to ask.

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And octagons.

"SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!" !!


















"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was going to reply to this thread but it's time for my medication.

Regards

Skoob

"!!*!****!!!!"

I've started having hallucinations of the pope shouting:

"Silence!"

In an Irish accent.

Now then, where's me pills...

Skoob

It's getting worse...

Now the Pope is saying punctuation marks in an Irish accent...

WHERE THE **** ARE ME ******* PILLS?!!!

Spoon

Now look, I've just about had enough of this JB/Fergus/Skoob/Jessburger/Tikifatcunt and all the rest of your identities.

Someone was telling me about schizophrenia today. It's shocking you know.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's getting worse...

Now the Pope is saying punctuation marks in an Irish accent...

WHERE THE **** ARE ME ******* PILLS?!!!

Spoon

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God moves in mysterious ways, but his representative on earth speaks in mysterious ways.

BTW can you get your medication on NHS or do you have to pay for it like I do?

Earl "?" Grey

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Now look, I've just about had enough of this JB/Fergus/Skoob/Jessburger/Tikifatcunt and all the rest of your identities.

Someone was telling me about schizophrenia today. It's shocking you know.

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Do they still use shocks?
I thought they'd moved on..

Earl

Usually the off licence.

Shook

Pope

You're really freakin' me out...

Snook

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Quote: Skoob1999

Earl

Usually the off licence.

Shook

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Alternative therapy. So much more effective

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Now look, I've just about had enough of this JB/Fergus/Skoob/Jessburger/Tikifatcunt and all the rest of your identities.

Someone was telling me about schizophrenia today. It's shocking you know.

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Funny you should say the Monkey. Somebody was telling us about it too.

Regards

Francine Fishpaw