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trythisathome
Writer  Location: earth Registered: 3 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Its nice to be accepted. So there is no hermaphobes here then. Wooo!
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G Keith Burgin
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Welcome. Since you are a hermaphrodite, you may sit next to me. Closer, please. There.
I require 30w motor oil and Perrier. Aside from that, feel free to wander about, and write what you wish. I am your only god. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Does that mean you are the Almighty Father of Fergus?
He's been claiming for a long time that he is "The Other Son of God." (TOSOG) Another question, and this one philosophical: If two hermaphrodites sleep together, is that a heterosexual, a homosexual, and/or a bisexual relationship? |
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Richie Simonson
Writer  Location: England,Essex, the UK Registered: 30 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think it depends on what end of the bed the view is taken, possibly.
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Buck E Filbert
Writer  Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Activity dictates sexual orientation. Is having intercourse with yourself sex, or masterbation?
BEF vagina |
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Moose&Squirell
Writer  Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If two hermaphrodites sleep together, is that a heterosexual, a homosexual, and/or a bisexual relationship?
Neither...it would be a double-crossin', two-timing, double-barreled, two-fold, double-dealing, co-habitating hankie-pankie ! M&S:) |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal  Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't sit next to me. Mongo STRAIGHT!
Mongo |
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Moose&Squirell
Writer Location: Hawaii/Las Vegas Registered: 19 Mar 05 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't sit next to me. Mongo STRAIGHT!
Mongo Correction: Bart: Who is this Mongo, anyway? Jim:(The Waco Kid): Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what." M&S:) |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
lol!
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
"A queer and a whore in Khartoum, Spent the night together in a room. They stayed up all night, In one Hell of a fight, Over who should do what and to whom." (More or less from memory. Written by Bennett Cerf I believe) |
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ruddiger121
Writer Location: England Registered: 13 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi and welcome
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Ruddiger, are you welcoming the queer, the whore, the hermaphrodite, or Mongo (or are you going for the ultimate in wierd and perverted gang bangs).
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