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Let's play Twitter. List boring details of life in general in 140 characters.

Stayed up late. Had a couple of beers. Did a couple of crap Spoofs. Tired now.

Just had a big shit. Off to bed now.

Been sitting, writing... saw Skoob online. Feet cold now. Should put something on feet.

Had a cup of tea with some coconut oil in it. Thought about tidying. Decided not to.

Off to Guiseley for the toughest game of the season. Hope we win.

Iain

Got wakened up at 4am by cat wanting to eat. Considered killing cat.

Aubergine

Just had some really nice Heinz Vegetable soup for lunch. Special offer two for a pound. I shall be having some tomorrow too.

Is this boring enough?

Heard what I thought was the postman walking up to front door. Heard something come through the letter-box. Went to see what it was. Found it was just a leaflet from a local Pizza take-away restaurant. I don't like pizzas.

@Tommy Twinkle - Read your tweet about Pizza takeaway leaflet. I agree with your pizza dislike. Much prefer Indian Takeaway leaflets.

Found a use for it. Battery went dead on my oven so I switched on my electric fire, folded up the leaflet then used the electric fire to set the leaflet alight. With the flaming leaflet I then used it to light my oven. Can also confirm that running a finger burn under a tap of cold water does ease the pain a little.

Singed eyebrows look a bit strange though!

I'm back. I wasn't here before but now I am. Going out soon.

I like Skoob's Twitter idea. Maybe it's the daft Spoofer's alternative to the intellektual acronym game..

I'm banned from the acronym game. If not, then I should be.

That's nonsense.

Who banned you?

Nobody does that to me pop.

Grrrrr!!

SFO

Thanks son. I'm gonna join the 'Occupy' movement. In half an hour I shall be occupying the beer aisle at Asda.

I'm shredding paper.

I'm gluing shredded paper back together.

Mrs Skoob fancies a Chinese takeaway. Chow Mein Special. I'll get a chicken shish from Ali Bullo's van.

Still shredding paper. Took a break though to wash dishes.

Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...

Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...

So, UK X-factor is worse than US X-factor? I'd rather watch all of Twilight.

Got back from Guiseley. Mystified how they got a point and we didn't get all three.

Iain

P.S. I'm not sure these are dull enough. Or untruthful enough.

I fucked a fat bird in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels