William Hague - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of William Hague. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by William Hague would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011


Saturday 31 December 1111

The New Year is almost upon us. All is well in my domain and life, but my personal assistant Lucien is in trouble again! He's split a finger nail.

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Friday 30 December 1111

I was thinking of the riots over the years in the UK. Protest Riots of 2011 Protest Riots of 1981 Racial Riots of 1958 Reform Bill riots of 1831...

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Thursday 29 December 1111

I'm going to throw a New Years party this year for just my close loved ones. I've invited my personal assistants Lucien and Julian, my night securi...

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Wednesday 28 December 1111

We've got some important votes coming up in the New Year. The Lib-Dem's will have to vote on whether or not they stay in the Coalition government.

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Tuesday 27 December 1111

What a year it's been for Ffion and I! So many history creating events! The wife Ffion, has earned eight times more from her being a Barclay's B...

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Monday 26 December 1111

We gave the domestics an hour off yesterday. My personal assistants Julian and Lucien, joined with the new cook Tarquin, and my butch protection of...

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Sunday 25 December 1111

My beloved wife Ffion has gone on a Barclay's bank Advisor's freebie holiday to Fiji, my assistants Damian, Lucien, and Nigella have gone to join the...

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Saturday 24 December 1111

My assistants Julian and Lucien came in with my breakfast tray and nappies this morning, gave me presents of a Christmas massage, and stirred my loins...

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