William Hague - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of William Hague. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by William Hague would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011

Friday 09 December 1111

It seems I have to go to Paris soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do with the state of the Euro-dollar? There is a...

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Thursday 08 December 1111

It seems the Conservatives are going to debate the increasing unemployment today. I won't get involved though, I think it is politically dangerous...

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Wednesday 07 December 1111

I'm most concerned today, so much to worry about - what with the shortage of Beluga caviare for Christmas, Lucien and Julian my personal assistants st...

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Tuesday 06 December 1111

I had to have a meeting with my military advisor, Russell Wonsend yesterday, the usual hotel room was used as a venue. It was a very deep, emotiona...

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Monday 05 December 1111

I think I overdid the Dom Perignon with Big Abdul last night. Oh, my head, must write and thank the Syrian treasure later. Our Romanian maid Maria,...

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Sunday 04 December 1111

One of my assistant, Lucien, disappeared yesterday. My other assistant Julian was absolutely livid when he found him dwelling in Sidney. Still, the...

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Friday 02 December 1111

I'm in Brussels for crisis talks over Iran's nuclear policy today. My personal assistants Lucien and Julian are with me in room 666, of the Radisso...

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Thursday 01 December 1111

I'll send the chauffeur to Harrod's cosmetic department today, to get pressies for my personal assistants Lucien and Julian. Better get them early bec...

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