William Hague - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of William Hague. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by William Hague would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011


Friday 23 December 1111

The festive season takes me back to the days when Mummy and Daddy would spend Christmas Eve making sure the day would be perfect for me. They'd be ver...

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Thursday 22 December 1111

Ffion has barred me from going to any hotel rooms with my personal assistants, Damien and Lucien this year, she's afraid of any scandal you know. I...

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Wednesday 21 December 1111

This morning my personal assistants Lucien & Julian left the comfort of my heated designer Saviour four-poster bed, to wake the maid and get her t...

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Tuesday 20 December 1111

Ffion reminded me this morning that we really ought to get a Christmas card for each of our underlings at home. She's right I suppose. Let me see..

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Monday 19 December 1111

I was in a rather deep thoughtful mood this morning after Lucien had tried to gee me up first thing. I think it was the Authoress Isabel Currier who q...

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Sunday 18 December 1111

It's amazing how cruel some people can be. As I was entering an oversea's investors office yesterday, I was accosted by an old bald pleb chappy, wh...

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Saturday 17 December 1111

I've been invited to an overseas investor account holders Christmas bash again this year, in Iceland this time. That German Chancellor Angela Merke...

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Friday 16 December 1111

I held interviews for the cooks position yesterday, in the hope that he/she can settle in time for the holidays. Our old cook, Wilhelmina Waldhurga...

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