William Hague - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of William Hague. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by William Hague would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing William Hague's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.

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September 2012

Monday 10 September 1212

I have urged the European Union to place the military wing of the Lebanese Shiite movement Hezbollah on its list of "terrorist" organisations. That...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

National children's support service Childline is looking for people from across South Yorkshire to sign up for a fundraising feat. Organisers of Th...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

I was lying in bed this morning, with my personal assistant Lucien going over my finer points I was tackling in writing a speech, and it suddenly dawn...

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Friday 07 September 1212

In Parliament after the shuffles were announced: Andrew Lansley, newly downgraded to Leader of the House (lovely job, in fact), entered the Chamber...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

Owen wrote in the Independent: Remember all that national soul-searching and self-flagellation over Empire and all the horrors committed in its nam...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Hardship payments for the jobless are to be axed amid fears they are wasted on booze, fags and holidays. Iain Duncan Smith will unveil plans this w...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

I must say, there is no end in sight to the standoff with Ecuador over the fate of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who is attempting to avoid extrad...

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Monday 03 September 1212

Ffion, my paid Barclay's Bank Advisor wife, is preparing to abseil down the side of The Shard, London's new skyscraper today. She will join Prince...

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