William Hague - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 7 February 2013

Spoke to JammieDodger (aka the PM) earlier re the X-Factor gig. He said: "Absolutely no way - do I make myself clear - can you appear on some pointless T.V.show and make a complete arse of yourself."

So that's me screwed.

I phoned Simon straight away and he agreed to release me from the contract. He's a decent bloke that Simon Cowell - I've always said it. Well he's a northerner like me and takes no nonsense from southern jessies.

Told the PM I'd withdrawn. He said: "Now get down to Westminster and start doing Foreign Secretary stuff. Immediately."

Such a chuffing drama queen.




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