William Hague - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 6 February 2013

I was right pleased to get the call from Simon Cowell.

I may be a Member of Parliament, but I'm bloody well entitled to a private life as well. I'm right chuffed that Simon has seen through the bollocks of my Foreign Secretary presentation to the real me - the no-nonsense, gobby Yorkshireman.

I think I'll be bloody marvellous as an X-Factor judge.I won't prat about. If the act is rubbish, I'll chuffing well tell 'em.

I've already signed up for t'next series. Oh damn. Should I have checked it out with the PM first?

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