William Hague - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 2 December 2012

Met with Angelina Jolie today to discuss warzone rape in Syria.

Its a horrible situation. I was hoping she was going to send hubby Brad Pitt because he's so beautiful. I told Angelina I'm a big fan of her husband and would love to meet him at the next crisis United Nations are involved.

She wasn't too impressed. She asked if I am a poof and walked away.
I was just about to give her my number and ask Brad to call me.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

4 21 17 25
47 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more