William Hague - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 7 September 2012

In Parliament after the shuffles were announced:

Andrew Lansley, newly downgraded to Leader of the House (lovely job, in fact), entered the Chamber at 3.34pm.

I had just finished Foreign Office Questions, and steamed past without giving the living corpse so much as a glance.

Still, I spoke to him later in the hotel bedroom and offered him my condolences... but he said "Not for me thanks dearie...?"





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