Met with the Russian Foreign Minister in Moscow today to discuss the Syrian situation, which is really grim, to put it in layman terms.
I didn't have the foggiest what was going on, what we should do or what we should say. Luckily my personal advisor Lucien speaks fluent Russian so I kept my answers short and sweet and he made some stuff up on the spot.
After that legged it back to the hotel for a John Travolta style full body massage followed by a bottle of best Russian vodka - result!!