William Hague - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 1 January 2012

I hope I've not forgotten to send a Happy New Year card to any of my important contacts.

Let me see, Barclay's Overseas Investment chairman and family... yes, Iranian off-shore Accounts Manager... yes, my expense claims secretary... yes, my manicurist Roger Toorder... yes, my stock-broker advisor... yes, Carlos Slim Helu & family in Mexico, don't know him personally but he is the richest man on earth at the moment worth $63.3 Billion, even more than me, worth a card, Bill Gates... yes, and Angela Merkel (just in case).

Sod it! I've missed the terrible twins off, never mind Davis Cameron wont mind, and Cleggie will soon be gone out of our hair.

Oh 'eck, Ffion the Missus!




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