The New Year is almost upon us. All is well in my domain and life, but my personal assistant Lucien is in trouble again!
He's split a finger nail.
If the Argies take over the Falklands, I assume I'll convince my colleagues in the coming year to a attack the Falklands again, get several thousand soldiers killed, and get the Government back to being popular. Like when Maggie and I were in charge back in...er.. whatever year it was. It worked wonders for the Conservatives then, so I don't see why it shouldn't again? I just hope we have enough ships?
Oh, I must go now, Tarquin the gardener has just bent over to tend to his pansies.
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