Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2011


Thursday 28 July 1111

Hey, I'm well please wiv me 'air. It's growing ded gud now. The scab has gone an' there's even some 'air growing there too. I must admit I was panic...

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Wednesday 06 July 1111

Well, me 'airs growing back nicely now. I sold my scab on eBay for 25 quid so that's not bad. Am just 'opin' me air doesn't grow back kerly though c...

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January 2011


Friday 28 January 1111

Weeeeeeeeee.Helloooooooooooooooooooo. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. FARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT. Oh sorry. Just trying out the tube thingy from from the toilet...

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