Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Hey, I'm well please wiv me 'air. It's growing ded gud now. The scab has gone an' there's even some 'air growing there too. I must admit I was panic...
Well, me 'airs growing back nicely now. I sold my scab on eBay for 25 quid so that's not bad. Am just 'opin' me air doesn't grow back kerly though c...
Weeeeeeeeee.Helloooooooooooooooooooo. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. FARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT. Oh sorry. Just trying out the tube thingy from from the toilet...
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