Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Useless fooking' twats! Hopeless bunch on no hopers the lot of them. Win the World Cup bid, they have more chance of winnig the damn Cup and that's no...
Diary, Today I played football. Then went to America cos Colleen's been getting on my tits. I need some rehab. Man United won on the weekend. Th...
Bush CopyrightGeorge Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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