Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010


Friday 03 December 1010

Useless fooking' twats! Hopeless bunch on no hopers the lot of them. Win the World Cup bid, they have more chance of winnig the damn Cup and that's no...

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November 2010


Tuesday 09 November 1010

Diary, Today I played football. Then went to America cos Colleen's been getting on my tits. I need some rehab. Man United won on the weekend. Th...

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WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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