Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Useless fooking' twats! Hopeless bunch on no hopers the lot of them. Win the World Cup bid, they have more chance of winnig the damn Cup and that's no...
Diary, Today I played football. Then went to America cos Colleen's been getting on my tits. I need some rehab. Man United won on the weekend. Th...
'3 children per family is ideal', says Pope'I certainly can't afford any more than that', he added
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